Josh Madison

Tall ships and planes from #sail4th250

Sunday snow in NYC

I just wanna know how Hans Gruber was planning on earning 20%

The couple next to me on my flight were watching Frankenstein on an iPhone SE, no headphones, just closed captions, as @RealGDT intended

I will vote for the person who spams me the least

Watching a German movie with Apple’s live translation thingy

I got on the same subway car (#5768) five times this past week

As god is my witness, I didn’t know chickens had elbows

Someone left an air fryer in my apartment building‘s hallway 2.5 weeks ago. It hasn’t moved since. Someone added a sign.

Someone ordered Dominos yesterday using my email address. Just pineapple? Is the garlic sauce for the pizza? I hope he’s OK and conquers whatever demons he’s dealing with. This is not a good start to the year.

My favorite line delivery of all time

If Lucio doesn't win awards, we riot #Ripley

Fig Newtons is an underrated snack

Can companies stop putting “My” in front of their app names like “My Verizon” and “My Delta” so you can find them in an alphabetical list?

I just want to stress the irony of my current situation: I’m in Los Angeles, LA, la la land, the coast. I’m 1000 ft from Fox Studios, less than 10 miles from most other studios. I am literally where movies and TV are made. And I am in a hotel where motion smoothing is turned on.

I like how Siri acknowledges “Thanks”, but not “Thanks babe”.

I ordered a feather duster and some cleaning cloths, and Amazon suggested this:

When shuffle plays this song as you walk by… #kismet