You know who isn't in the Epstein files?

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE GONNA BE IN BALLHALLA FOR WNBA FINALS GAME 5! 🙋‍♂️

The DOJ is now 310 days overdue to release the Epstein files.

The 49ers may have lost to the Falcons, but the far more crucial Bay Area vs. Atlanta game went the Bay's way in ATL this weekend.

This is truly the most outlandish and incorrect take I've seen on the WNBA Finals rescheduling fiasco. The Valkyries sold out every single game in franchise history, would have zero issues selling out Game 7 of the WNBA Finals, and Ballhalla would be ELECTRIC on Halloween.

The Dream should absolutely get to play in front of 17,000 fans in a crucial WNBA Finals game. But damn, I really hope it doesn't involve rescheduling a potential Game 7 to Election Night. That would be all sorts of bad.

"I love watching the football in the high definition with their tight pants. You can really see their rumps!" -my late grandmother #NationalTightEndsDay

Omg just saw the biggest white victimhood political ad during the 49ers - Falcons game and it would be laughable if it wasn't so infuriating.

It's soooooo much easier to cheer for the 49ers when Nick Bosa isn't playing. Let's go Niners! ❤️💛

Good morning to everyone who voted for Kamala Harris.

Holly Rowe appreciation tweet. Absolute professional.

Tonight's moonrise. 🌝

The DOJ is now 309 days overdue to release the Epstein files.

Anyone know why Sophie Cunningham made neither 1st nor 2nd All-WNBA teams?

You must not get out much. I'm sorry.

These psychotic Angel Reese hate replies to me are wild, especially because I'm a Valkyries fan. I just happen to have a ton of respect for Angel Reese, as most sane basketball fans do. 🤷‍♂️

My team won a crucial WNBA Finals game today.

Sophie Cunningham scored 0 points in 0 minutes for the Fever tonight. Because neither she nor her team were good enough to advance to the WNBA Finals (let alone out of round 1). Thought I'd share these stats, since she wants us to talk about basketball now.

We've known all season how resilient this Valkyries team is. So proud of them for putting that grit on display in the Finals today, get back to themselves, and play their game that got them to this stage! See you back in Ballhalla! 💜

THE VALKYRIES ARE BACK and we got a brand new series! 💜 What a game. 🥵