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Big Law attorneys are experiencing their own 2008 today
Exec Sum
@exec_sum5h
BREAKING: Legendary Wall Street law firm Weil, Gotshal & Manges is reportedly winding down operations after 95 years in business.
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“Power comes from the ass” — the president of the United States for some godforsaken reason
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 28
Trump: The fake news only covered the ass part. They said 'what the hell was Trump doing talking about a man's anatomy? He was talking about his ass.' I studied his ass to see where the power came from
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Someone more intelligent than me please explain how the UK can be 3 trillion in debt, completely on our arse but still find 10 billion to fund a war that has fuck all to do with us ?
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK11h
🚨 NEW: John Healey has announced Ukraine will receive £10bn in additional economic and military support "We called him this morning... he told us we made his day" #Budget
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🚨 URGENTE! Flávio Bolsonaro está tramando um golpe e ele depende do SEU engajamento pros bolsonaristas voltarem a furar a bolha e pautar a sociedade. Precisamos voltar ao nível de mobilização da semana passada. Não engaje com bolsonaristas e, se você saiu, VOLTE para o Exército do Lula, do @AndreJanonesMG, e a minha tropa, a Tropa da Erika Hilton, seguirá fazendo mobilizações diárias. 🇧🇷 Pra entrar, é só clicar no link da minha bio. BORA!
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A cost of living crisis, a housing crisis, falling education standards and rising utility bills, yet £10bn for Ukraine, and they expect people to defend the pointless wars they start? Left or right, no one is happy. Given the state of affairs, UK politicians should pray their citizens don’t hand them over at the first opportunity.
Ed Miliband
@Ed_Miliband9h
Today we’re announcing a new £10bn package of support for Ukraine. This funding will help Ukraine meet its immediate needs, support economic resilience, and help defend its sovereignty from Russia’s illegal invasion. We will stand with Ukraine for as long as it takes.
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ellā@ella_camo5h
meanwhile British healthcare workers are using food banks.
BRICS News
@BRICSinfo6h
JUST IN: 🇬🇧🇺🇦 Ukrainian President Zelensky tells UK leaders "you've made my day" after Britain pledges another $13 billion in support.
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this is exactly how i imagined the video
THE DEBUT HUB
@thedebuthub10h
🚨 OUT NOW🚨 👤 AYRA STARR FT. THEODORA 📀 MS PAPER 🎥 OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO 🎥
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We, the Black Delegation, would like to trade NiKKKi Minaj for Ms. Rachel. 😅
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POPTime
@poptime22h
Kamala Harris é a legítima Presidente dos Estados Unidos, informa POPTime.
Commentary Trump Daily Posts
@TrumpDailyPostsOct 27
Flavio Bolsonaro is the legitimate President of Brazil
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No wonder they love him hes exactly like them
Sérgio Santos
@ZAMENZAOct 27
“P0RRA, Trump libera meu pai... Oh Trump me dá asilo pra eu não ser preso... IMBECIL” Lula sempre soube. Kkkkkkkkk
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BRICS News
@BRICSinfo6h
JUST IN: 🇬🇧🇺🇦 Ukrainian President Zelensky tells UK leaders "you've made my day" after Britain pledges another $13 billion in support.
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Ash
@theashrb13h
People just hate following rules nowadays… sign of a decaying society.
Zonjy
@zonjy_Oct 27
Cyclists having a field day in Oxford street London after us gone traffic free and cyclist free
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Ari Cohn
@AriCohn10h
No, it didn't. The screenshots literally say it told her to consult a physician for *hours*. She made the unreasonable decision not to, and kept pressing for the answer she had clearly already decided on in her mind. People are responsible for the choices they make.
james and the giant pigeon@twinkpummelerOct 27
chatgpt killed another person
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you just wanted an excuse to post this image
ؘ💉@bornmoeOct 26
when all 3 of my friends laugh at my joke
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Ash
@theashrb16h
Is that teams?????
F@airfryer27Oct 27
Uncle was doing a madness on the district line
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This is the only reasonable and incentivised application I see for the touch screen. Otherwise I don’t know why they added it icl
Ale (pikacodes)
@pikacodes6h
Mobile devs this one’s for you: test your apps directly on the MacBook Pro’s touchscreen!!!! 👆📲
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PHWOAR
Aaron Zollo
@zollotech7h
A fully loaded MacBook Pro with PROLED Display is $14,549
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John Ternus
@johnternus12h
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Massive savings at Morrison Amazon right now 😮 If you’ve got Amazon prime you can stack the £25 off £60 and the £15 off £60 on the same order. That’s £40 off. Codes that worked for me: 15MULTIMOR and SAVE25M60 Anyone else managed to stack them or is it only showing for some accounts?
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This is what happens when you log into your account on every device that you touch, it is not from clicking on articles...
deemo@DeemoIsOnlineOct 20
What the fuuuuuuuck it's real, this is 596 sessions just from clicking on articles
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