Not A Mush 🐬

I thought I knew what sports entertainment was… then I linked up with @Freudy @chellgod @BookitWithTrent @vsaaauce @NickyPickzz and all my OG guys back in late 2021, where I finally dove into watching hockey, from puck drop to final fog horn. Some of the highlights of whole life for the next few years were sweating out Flames Overs with the fellas & specifically my guy Johnny Gaudreau. He single handedly got me hooked into the sport. This is the only tarp I own. It now has so much more meaning, but man I wish it didn’t. Life is so brutal. So fragile. Definitely not infinite…. Looks like God needed a shifty, left-handed Apple Dealer. Gone far too soon. Thank you, Johnny G. Forever a legend.

Really fun fact: not every 3rd String QB is on their way to being the next Brock Purdy. We believed in the young man. We were wrong. We may have shit for brains.

Great first half, Jalen. We’ll see ya tomorrow🤌 ✅

Niners get Garrett Wilson and I’ll be perfectly fine allowing y’all to refer to us as The Avengers. I will also be drowning in splooge. #WillingToSacrifice #FTTB

TWO HOME RUNS GRAND SLAM ROBBERY BIG APPLE NANDO

FERNANDO TATIS JR. IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT BEISBÓL

Smells like my son’s college account on Pads ML

Hell of a night to put this month’s rent on Padres ML

I mean… 👀👀👀

THAT’S OUR ALL-STAR FREDDY FERMIN!! @DevineGospel

Get Craig Stammen the fuck out of the Padres dugout. No life. No heart. No leadership. It’s the seventh game of the season and this dude’s so clearly not fit for the job. This is pathetic.

I. Am. Splooging. We’re on to Seattle!!!!