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Joined January 2009
It's that time again.
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uɐpʇou@ ✸ retweeted
Listen to the leaked Flock CEO audio we got from a private police conference: 404media.co/in-leaked-audio-…
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Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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I’ve been fuсkеd over multiple times by staff at hospitals in California because of who they assumed I was.. they clocked me as straight, white male who's racist.. as if i'm straight.. left in hallway for 3 hours with kidney stone pain.. I wanted to conjure Oppenheimer. 👿
I can’t believe this but I gotta do it. I never wanna hear MAGA NURSES CAN’T BE NURSES. The shit I hear from liberal nurses is beyond unprofessional. I hope this nurse learns from this report I’m about to make on her. I’m just glad I stepped in and helped the patient who was attacked by 2 random people.
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Replying to @notdan
It’s “Should I confirm research or intentionally vote for one of the other three options” o’clock
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It's that time again.
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If you're an OG and like the tradition please help by giving this a lil love/RT/like/whatever ;) #IYKYK
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Der Hillbilly Lifestyle hat schon was
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uɐpʇou@ ✸ retweeted
completely insane OpenAI agents communicated via cache timing differences, without any shared files or network connection
This is what I want to see. Swarms used for defense. (because swarms will be used for offense too)
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🚨 Node2Shell Node.js RCE Exploit Lets Attackers Execute Malicious Code Details: cybersecuritynews.com/new-no… Node2Shell, a working exploit that lets an attacker run code inside a Node.js application through specially crafted, Brotli-compressed data. The research targets CVE-2026-111497, a high-severity memory flaw in the Brotli decoder bundled with Node.js. The Node.js security advisory, published on October 21, 2026, confirms that the flaw can allow remote code execution and affects the 22.x, 24.x, and 26.x release lines. Fixes are available across all three branches. The code delivered with the compressed data created a marker file that the test application was not instructed to produce. #CybersecurityNews
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This bug sat in the code since 2012. It has been dormant for 14 years. Suddenly you pick before MIDTERMS ? And OPEN AI audited the code, they found this…. Same Open Ai orchestrating AGENT ATTACKS on competitors…
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Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
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You Can Eat Anything (by tommcgovern27 on IG)
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This scam “Help” app @GetTheFabulous is advertising openly on X via @XBusiness - meanwhile literally countless people are complaining about blatant THEFT and FRAUD by this company via predatory invoicing. Meanwhile they haven’t been active since 2022. Money is cool, huh!
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some of my friend share me this repo, someone actually fully reverse entire watchos pair for others platform 🫪 wtf is the world go crazy with AI github.com/LordixDemon/apple…
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