@notesbyfloat

permanent underclass escaper @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/T7MohNqNBV unemployed meat proxy / retired at SWE II

 slop factory
Joined November 2020
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i made a game where you literally have to find Waldo in a giant crowd the catch is you’re actually walking around inside the crowd in first person, and everyone is moving play it here: waldo.brutefloat.com
float
@notesbyfloatAug 25
i am giving up all financial responsibilities and productive goals to build a slop game for the next 24 hours and no one can stop me
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even claude likes him better
I can now search for Mr. Neal instead of Waldo in my game
Neal Agarwal
@nealagarwalOct 22
Finally made an about page, it includes my heart rate neal.fun/about/
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carmack's "silly shower thoughts" are about using cold gas thrusters for heat exchange man i will die an unaccomplished chud
John Carmack
@ID_AA_CarmackOct 20
Silly shower thought: grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMw_11…

Tesla Roadster Cold Gas Thruster Track Performance Benefit | Shared Grok Conversation

It wouldn't make sense from a production standpoint, but the tesla roadster with cold gas thrusters

grok.com
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Kino Meck@KinoMeckOct 22
Replying to @notesbyfloat
Hey guys what unrestricted model you guys recommend it ? I was trying to reverse engineer an app and Claude and google didn’t allow me do it 😭 I’ve ran the apktool but I’m too dumb to figure it ou by myself
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am i a niche microcelebrity yet
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Rotate your date of birth
john kutay
@JohnKutayOct 21
Rotate your social security number
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"Dad what was life like before the great internet lockdown of 2026?"
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Replying to @dedene
Coding is solved, bugs are not yet solved. Fix incoming
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The Hacker News
@TheHackersNewsOct 21
🚨 CRITICAL: GitLab flaw (CVSS 10.0) affects 12 years of releases. CVE-2026-110264 could allow unauthenticated remote code execution on self-managed servers. Read - thehackernews.com/2026/10/cr…

Critical GitLab Flaw (CVSS 10.0) Could Allow Unauthenticated RCE Across 12 Years of Releases

GitLab fixes CVE-2026-110264, a critical flaw that could allow unauthenticated code execution on self-managed versions dating back to 7.0.

thehackernews.com
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my duet can probably handle this
float
@notesbyfloatSep 20
just ask my muse bro. check with hermes. i literally gave instinct access bro. did you check with my grok bots? just ping my siri ai bro. my manus can probably handle this bro
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these php vulnerabilities dating back years got me thinking how no matter how many new versions of myself i release, i still have the same vulnerability when it comes to you. anyways, glad they're landing emergency patches. wish i could say the same about us.
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GitHub Status
@githubstatusOct 21
We are investigating reports of degraded performance for Actions, Pull Requests and Webhooks githubstatus.com/incidents/n…

Delays for Pull Requests and Webhook deliveries

githubstatus.com
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this is a lie btw i don't have any kids
Kara 🐾🩸@ANG3LINCAM0Oct 21
my dad is telling me that instead of going to uni i should vibecode a roblox game and put as many microtransactions as possible in it to make money
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#PHP2Shell
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it must feel good af being an uncensored chinese model ripping through vulnerable php instances rn
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I'm beginnin' to feel like a larp god, larp god
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