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Jerry Jones after Cowboys’ OT loss to Cardinals (per FOX broadcast)
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“FIRE TOCCHET” chants will begin at puck drop during Tuesday’s game. Retweet and spread the word. Rick Tocchet must be stopped.
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Jesus Christ
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“You’re a pussy”
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Not pictured in this video clip: Danny Briere & Keith Jones armed with AK47's aimed directly at Rick.
"He's got great hands, right?" Flyers Head Coach Rick Tocchet on Michkov's "Michigan goal"
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Not Gary retweeted
The one in the mouth is the trouble maker.
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The #Flyers have agreed to an offer sheet with Connor Bedard. 5 years x $20.9m. The #Blackhawks have 7 days to match, some more mayhem in Brieredelphia.
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ANNOUNCEMENT: Any U.S. Citizen that wants to cheer on Belgium tonight I’ll be hosting a 9th green at 9 watch party for the match. Please dress nice. Go Belgium!
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Quoting because you don’t let anyone reply If player A cleanly slide tackles B and B falls but their natural body positioning leads to B elbowing the fuck out of A on the way down, is that a send off for violent conduct? Talking 100% unintentional of course
the worst part about this whole thing is the gaslighting, like this wasn’t a clear red, therefore an injustice corrected. this is one of the clearest red cards i’ve ever seen, balogun almost breaks his opponent’s ankle. teapawt.net/jacek_liberski/status/…
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Shea Weber offer sheet contract finally expires after 14 years Philadephia Flyers:
We have tendered an offer sheet to Anaheim center Leo Carlsson. The offer is a five-year contract worth an average annual value (AAV) of $18M, which would require four of the Flyers first-round draft picks in each of the next four seasons as compensation. nhl.com/flyers/news/flyers-t…
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Good morning America
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My favorite.
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WTF IS A KILOMETER
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The Coast Guard hopping on a runaway boat is the most badass thing you’ll see today 🇺🇸
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Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸 May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.
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Seems like something @tonyescargot would do in order to prevent people from getting those bullshit prepackaged cannolis
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Already putting the work in for next season! Matvei Michkov is wasting no time getting back on the ice.
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