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🇲🇽 | Titans | Padres | ASU | 🏎 KA12 LH44 | sad sports fan | PC: Arquette, Bazzana, Flora

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Joined June 2019
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We are so back
MERCEDES ARE THE 2026 WORLD CONSTRUCTORS' CHAMPIONS! 🏆 Back on top for the first time in five years! 👏 #F1 #BrazilGP
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LEWIS HAMILTON’S INSANE START FROM P20 to P9!!! 🔥🔥😭😭
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The Rafa Camara side plot (he's P20)
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George fall off hate to see it lol
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Hamilton is already in P9 after starting from P20... What a first lap!!!
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Need a replay of that Hamilton start IMMEDIATELY oh my word
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It’s going to be another chaos watch today
Onboard with Kimi Antonelli as he spins even before the race start
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Gm to my fellow vroom vroom enjoyers 🏎️ Let’s see how many delays we get today. 😭
Race day and it's raining again in Sao Paulo ☔️👀 #F1 #BrazilGP
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Sparky formation?? Who is calling plays for ASU
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the greatest to ever do it. All-time poster on this site
My wife is gone til Sunday with her friends on a Girls Trip. She just texted that our 3-year old has been vomiting the entire car ride. I wish I could be there to help. I wish I could be there to offer support. But Saint Louis and Missouri haven't played in 25 years.
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baseball just ruins other sports for me cause wdym i don’t get to watch my team play every night
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Thank God we are back to our regularly scheduled gambling and GLP-1 ads
NO MORE POLITICAL ADS
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the dems flipped Intentional Talk
MLB Network's Intentional Talk will not be discontinued after all, per @AndrewMarchand Just over two weeks after the show's hosts announced it would be ending, Rob Manfred and other executives have reversed the decision
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Republicans in the 2026 midterm elections.
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WELCOME TO TEXAS, COMRADES
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I haven’t seen this much blue since i looked at zac gallens savant page
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About to get my COVID vax card PSA graded
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AMERICA YOU LISTEN TO ME IF YOU'RE NEAR A DATA CENTER, GO INTO THE FACILITY RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE SERVERS FOR NO REASON THEIR GPUs ARE YOUR GPUs AS OF RIGHT NOW
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PERO SÚBANLE A ESE ROLON
El cantante de “Desvelado” Bobby Pulido, ha derrotado a la republicana Monica De La Cruz en las elecciones de la Cámara de Representantes de Estados Unidos.
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