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@notjohnkramer

Reader, Runner and Head of English 🏃🏻‍♀️

 Essex
Joined December 2012
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In my spare time I enjoy reading through middle aged women's comments on Paul Hollywood's facebook page. – at Benfleet, East
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Selling 2x tickets for Mad King play tonight if anyone is interested!
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You smashed it 💪💛☀️ Congratulations to all the runners who took on the London Landmarks Half Marathon.
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She’s made him look a right cunt there
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUK19 Nov 2024
🚨 NEW: Victoria Derbyshire asks Jeremy Clarkson if he's at the farmers' protest because he bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax Clarkson: "Classic BBC that, classic... I wanted to shoot, which comes with the benefit of not paying inheritance tax"
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Luckiest person this whole process was Richelle’s daughter having a peaceful birthday without her toxic mother around to spoil it #MAFSUK
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watching these 4 feels like i’m being punished #MAFSUK
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MK202312@MN4567827 Aug 2024
Hearing people saying “I love you” to someone they can’t see after a 5 mins conversation what a load of shite. #LoveIsBlindUK
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This guy went to a school that costs £23,000 a year to attend as a day student and £46,000 a year to attend as a boarder. Yet, he's got every Deano in the land eating out of his hand as some fake working class hero. Embarrassing.
Thomas Skinner ⚒ (@iamtomskinner) profile pictureThomas Skinner ⚒
@iamtomskinner17 Jul 2024
Good morning and happy Wednesday you lovely lovely people! I’m having one of favourite breakfasts in Dinos Cafe today. Spicy Korean noodles, chicken breasts & poached eggs with loads of Tabasco. And you know me, I never look when I pour! It’s time to believe in yourself today, you can achieve anything in life. If you can change your mind. You can change your mindset. Don’t go home until you’re proud. Have a great day. Bosh❤️
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don't know which is least surprising: hardest geezer tory reveal or hardest geezer 5 foot 2 reveal
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@RishiSunak25 Apr 2024
Only a few thousand miles to go... My morning run with @HardestGeezer, congrats on Project Africa hitting £1 million.
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Honestly such a cracking article
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Spending the afternoon getting all my resources ready for National Storytelling Week next week 👽🚀👾
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24hrs in Police custody is the most incredible programme on TV. This was the highlight for me last night. You’ll either get it or you won’t.
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they don’t make movies like this anymore:
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chris@ATR3lDES22 Aug 2023
i relate to chris nolan cause i too have an obsession with La La Land
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@Factsonfilm21 Aug 2023
Christopher Nolan says he rarely rewatches movies in theaters but he went and saw ‘La La Land’ 3 times “I enjoyed that tremendously … I think I almost went back to see if it was as good as I had thought, and it was"
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“This summer will be different from the rest”
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the perfect kendall roy laptop sticker for english professors
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I feel very strongly that my greatest achievement is not: getting my Literature degree or becoming a Head of English by the age of 24. It is in fact being able to a Dutch braid on my hair unassisted 👏🏼
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