Drunk Kevin Gorg (@notkevingorg) profile picture

Horses lose hundreds of pounds during a race. Those things weigh over a ton.

Joined April 2013
Time for a shot show tonight. Wild are back and I'm back on the jack. Fuck yeah!!
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Holy shit I've been on a couple month bender! Time to get this shit rolling again. Pour me a fuckin jack!!!
Way to go Pominville!!!!! Welcome home!!! Lets go!!!!!!!!!!
@Starting_Goalie I'm sure he is hammered. No way anyone could be as dumb as his being sober. Lil bastard looks like a fricken snail!
@Starting_Goalie lets fricken roll. Popcorn and beers and sitting in my underwear on my CPU h. Lets play!!!
@Starting_Goalie @ExcitedWesWalz go eat some rollaids. Time to get rolling
Game day bitches!!!! Lets get this shit rolling. Round of shots coming up!!!!
Cooke says that's right bitches. I can score too!!
@Starting_Goalie hell yeah. He don't give a shit it was off the skate. It's in the net baby!!!!!
Hey @chadcota23 @MattySaint You pansies ready for some puck tonight!!!!! #mnwild
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Patrick Roy fined $10k for being a pussy and not climbing over the glass. I woulda beat the piss out of both of them.
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@Starting_Goalie it's fricken game day biatch!!!!!!!! Lets get this shit rolling and start hammering the whiskey and hot dogs!
Holy shit that montage was amazing. Almost pissed myself.
Bust out the whiskey and cigars the NHL is back!!! #timetogetfuckedup
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Fuck was there a game tonight???? God damn it Jack Daniels I fucking hate you.
Holy shit I've been on a bender so big I forgot to tweet. Now that the Wild are starting back up expect the shit show to start!!