@notlife

I am a self employed New York comedy fan.

 New York, NY
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Joined August 2007
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I don’t celebrate April Fools Day. It’s just a conspiracy from Big Fool to get us dumber.
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Now that I think about it why was his mother so scared that she moved him across the country to a different state over what he describes as a little playground fight.
Why is anyone surprised that people are taking Will Smith's side. He can do no wrong. If Oprah dies one day he's next in line for the job.
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Chemda@chemda29 Mar 2022
Everyone who responds with physical assault is coming from a place of pain. It’s not kindness to make excuses for them. It’s kindness to give them the responsibility of their own thoughts and responses. #WeAllHavePain
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Chemda opens a care package from her mother in Israel youtu.be/6zz-jNsEvp4 #KATG

Chemda opens a care package from her mother in Israel

Chemda got a box from her mother in IsraelThis is some of the stu...

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Chemda@chemda5 Nov 2021
The @keithandthegirl Kickstarter has launched! kickstarter.com/projects/kat…
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Iv been watching feelings movies and I know karate
Chemda@chemda28 Sep 2021
I’ve been watching action movies. And what I learned is if I get angry enough I can karate
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Your guide to @KeithMalley and @chemda's pioneering podcast, Keith and the Girl. @cinemalins writes vult.re/3g3lw4J
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Keith's kill list for this Saturday includes @courtmaginnis @MurfMeyer @dinahashem_ & @Subhah Get. Your. Tickets! KATG.com/TICKETS Watch Now: youtu.be/NGL2MldWS-Q #KATG #SilentTrailers

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Chemda@chemda29 Apr 2021
Two years ago I checked into the hospital for my busted knee and @notlife (Xerxes) took me. That was our first date! Happy anniversary to my favorite person!
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Chemda@chemda5 Apr 2021
Watching Joker with @notlife
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Our show Silent Trailers is recommended by THE NEW YORK TIMES in their weekend round-up of 5 Things To Do This Weekend! Thank you @thecomicscomic pic by @andrewlipovsky Check it out: nyti.ms/3tAWm1F And get tickets to tomorrow's show: KATG.com/TICKETS
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Today we celebrate 16 years of the Keith and The Girl podcast. Thank you! #keithandthegirl #katg #podcast #sweet16 #16thbirthday #nyc #lic #astoria
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KATG 3376:Please Don’t Stop the Music w/ Pippa Mags, Matt B @notlife @Jessiejolles @silkyjumbo KATG.com/3376 -Chris D’elia’s attempted return -Xzibit and Krista divorce ⁠#keithandthegirl #nyc #comedy #katg #podcast #lol #LIC #BlackLivesMatter #icarealot #xzibit
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Chemda@chemda21 Feb 2021
Final spliff before the show! KATG.com/TICKETS
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They’re stuck in quarantine in NYC so @chemda and @notlife set up their @rei tent in their outdoor space to make more room. #nyc #quarantine #COVID19
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youtu.be/CHaBzMKqNes This year. @keithandthegirl
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