@notthatbadguy

9-5er β†’ Money Chaser | Work talk | Career thoughts | Mostly jokes

Joined July 2011
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Never underestimate how much God may be protecting you from things you don't even know exist.
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What will you not see in psychology? My gf read so tey she is postulating theory for gay men.πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή
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Being an adult is basically saying... "After this week, things should calm down" every single week 😭😭
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@neu_rot_ic12h
we spend a lot of time proving we can manage things alone that would be nicer together
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@Iam_Century3h
Being talented in private is one of the most expensive mistakes you can make.
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@luhyoumf19h
if you acted how you felt all the time, where would you be right now?
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FactBuff
@FactBuff2h
People are so obsessed with humbling you out of deep insecurity that they miss the huge blessing right before them.
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Today, an engineering graduate came to me for career advice.and I surprised by her very first question, β€œWill I get a WFH job?” It has been 5–6 months since graduation she still doesnt have a job, yet her priority is remote work.😭
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@Draxnati0n4h
May people never recover from losing access to you.
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@Bnkz902h
THINKING someone likes you so much that he would never hurt you is the greatest grandeur of delusion to ever exist.
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@Dammyswago5h
β€œHow are you coping with the heat this period β€œ Me:
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ADHD is when your to-do list becomes a historical document of everything you intended to do.
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I'm fuckin being serious, but everyone deserves to receive at least $10,000 a month.
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@neu_rot_ic21h
*repressing every single want and need i've ever had* yeah im kinda free spirit πŸ˜‡
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@luhyoumf16h
LET IT GO, THEY DON'T CARE
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@Surebreed2h
Imagine trusting a woman you stole from another man. 😭 That’s like buying stolen goods and expecting a warranty.
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men who randomly grabs waists from behind >>>>>>>>
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This is about whether he should quit his job to focus on his business, If you have experience about this or knowledge of this situation you can share, please do share. So he can learn and make his decision and also for others to learn from you too He will be at the comment section and qoute πŸ«‚πŸ©·πŸ€
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I'm a man, and I'd love to hug my male homies. But I don't think I'd ever recover emotionally if one of them got a boner and I felt it.
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Some people's entire issue with you is that other people like you.
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