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EVERYTHING SOUNDS LIKE NOISE!!!!!!!! I don’t trust anyone!

Florida, USA
Joined February 2012
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My dark truth is that I love the state of Florida and could see myself living in Fort Lauderdale
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I actually find it really admirable that I can’t go 24 hours without embarrassing myself in some way
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The last great politician
Senator Bernie Sanders sitting alone on the steps of the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C. after his amendment to cut Medicare drug prices by 50% was defeated 99-1, 2022.
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there’s an old couple who’s always at the karaoke bar and the woman sings sixteen tons by Tennessee Ernie ford literally every single time and I’m always the only one in the bar who knows it
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my longest playlists on Spotify are dad rock and oldies (60s or older)
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people who genuinely enjoy edm and listen to it in their free time may have low iq
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at rock bottom scanning the rocks with my rock identifier app
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does anyone know how to shake the feeling that something is wrong with you
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I don’t think I could survive a normal winter I belong in the tropics
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it’s a little chilly this evening (70 degrees)
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indo dormir ouvindo isso
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this is so true <3
I sneer at adults who beat kids because I learned a while ago while caring for (hyperactive) kids that an easy way to get a lot of them to do something or stop is to let them think they’re doing you a favour. Children are kind and gentle, if you let them, and they love to help.
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this was sooooo real when my dad died. it just kept hitting me over and over that he wasn’t anywhere on earth. i didn’t know where he was and it drove me nuts. i would look at the sky and feel so frustrated trying to wrap my mind around him not being anywhere physical
Truly a beautiful book and so heartbreaking. The way Riley Keough describes the reality of losing her brother, Benjamin, is so overwhelming and poignant.
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crowdfunding for the new bikinis I want
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undiagnosing myself #ImNormal
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Me after I got blamed for something I 100% did
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Kulani bikinis are 130$ I’m sick
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have to pass a yard sale because I’m on my way to work
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my pronouns are RE/TARD
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