turn the big light off

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it’s bc gay guys be fucking
Doesn’t seem to me the gays have been sucked into the gambling epidemic the rest of the male sex has over the last few years.
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watch her flip and start caucusing with the dems come January
Breaking News: Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) endorses Democrat Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins in Alaska’s governor’s race “I am announcing my endorsement of Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins,” Murkowski told Rebecca Palsha on Tuesday. “JKT is young Alaskan with a view and a perspective that I think Alaska needs right now.” Source: AK News Source alaskasnewssource.com/2026/1…
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El-Sayed is gonna be the first senator to fagslop his way into office :’)
Gallons of gas or gallons of milk...it's all way too expensive. I'm running to lighten the load.
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realized like two days ago that they were singing “golden”
Serbian student movement unseating an entrenched autocratic regime
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THE CRIME LOVING REPUBLICANS ARE OPENING THE BORDERS TO LET CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIENS INTO THE COUNTRY
BREAKING: Flávio Bolsonaro has reportedly fled Brazil for the U.S. two days after losing the presidential election to Lula, according to allies cited by Folha de S.Paulo. His flight is expected to land within hours, although his whereabouts remain unconfirmed. The senator allegedly traveled through Argentina after a Supreme Court judge ordered him to surrender his Brazilian and Italian passports. He faces two criminal investigations and will lose his parliamentary immunity in February. Source: Folha de S.Paulo
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74% turnout (with two hours to go) in the Israeli election is bananas
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“devil is a liar” son or “bunny is a rider” daughter
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homoislamomarxism is REAL and HOT
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June Squibb, you’re crazy girl
October 26, 2026 Blind Item #8 Speaking of fetishes, this wannabe EGOT actress(nominated or won for everything but a Grammy) is married. Good luck ever seeing her with her husband. She is A list. She loves random bar hookups. She wears a wig. No one recognizes her. She takes them back to her place which she uses for hookups. It is more sterile than a convention center hotel. There will be volumes of books written about this actress. She is by far the strangest actor of this generation.
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Listened to Nate Silver on Ezra this morning. One of the least popular things I could do on this website is defend Nate Silver, so challenge accepted. His "vibes" have been directionally correct in every Election. In 2012, he fought against the polling unskewers making claims that Romney would win based on undersampling of Republicans. In 2016, his model was famously FAR more bullish on Trump than any others. He was the only modeler who understood the possibility of correlated polling error. In 2020, he repeatedly emphasized the higher than usual uncertainty due to the pandemic. In 2022, he fought back against pollsters (NY Times!) basically ignoring their own data to buy into the Red Wave. In 2024, he said that even though his model was 50/50, his gut said Trump would win. All in all, a better record than anyone else on Election Twitter.
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literally the world is on fire but nyc gets to have the mayor giggling being kissed by a seal
.@NYCMayor gets a kiss from Pickles the seal to celebrate his and Councilmember @kaymsanto's $2 million investment in the New York Aquarium
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oomf signed up for DSA bc of my tweets… don’t ever stop posting comrades 🌹
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this is unhelpful at best and actively harmful at worst !! having DSA-endorsed mayors in the two largest cities in the US will do more to advance socialism than whatever purity testing this is meant to accomplish
The DSA National Political Committee has voted to unendorse and expel Nithya Raman She has until October 31 to express clear direct support for BDS to retain endorsement, and until January 1 to condemn weapon shipments for Israel out of LAX to remain a member of DSA Both resolutions are linked below
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“Noah Wyle is people magazine’s sexiest man alive”
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beer also!
Democrats need to adopt the Brazilian strategy of boobs boobs everywhere are you gonna vote vote for boobs boobs want you to vote for boobs boobs
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Daily reminder that Model UN larp has zero bearing on actually existing struggle against fascism and establishment neoliberalism, which the people will carry out with or without us
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It is comically dark outside at 7am. Now imagine its 830am and its pitch black That is what Trump, the Florida mafia, and boomer degenerate golfing retirees want for the hard working people of this country with permanent DST
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Your husband smacks your butt as you unplug the crock pot full of buffalo dip
It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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I love that, through muffins, we have decided that cake is an acceptable breakfast item
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