low performance swimmer

Joined April 2020
before he died Steve Jobs said that anyone who passes on my startup is dumb
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You ever leave a social situation like hmmm not my best work
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One of my regrets during college is not using those big pianos laying around
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strong people lift others up. weak people pull others down. winners focus on winning. losers focus on winners. people doing great things don't have time to hate. idle people have nothing but time.
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Imagine being a tree in New York right now
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i live trust fund baby lifestyle on a build-your-own-wealth salary
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i am going vegan (no more tobacco in my weed)
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coco cola helped me get through a very rough time
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all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child
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Unemployed friend describing his walk while you were at work
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unemployed ppl will send you instagram reels. it is a sign of deep respect in their culture
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quick update on how this is going: they have gone back to linear because maintaining their internal tool that they vibecoded was taking away from their actual work’s bandwidth.
an employee at this startup that my sister works at, made their own JIRA - they've all fully discarded JIRA/Linear/Trello, and are using their own tool. It's faaar better than JIRA and is just as detailed. and this person is not even a developer, he leads QA.
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At this point as a software engineer I'm basically a condom for Claude
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One way you can recognize AI slop is when the ideas and the diction don't match — when the ideas are completely ordinary, but the diction is that of someone announcing a brilliant discovery that they're really excited about.
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“hey it’s me, uh yeah sorry i have to cancel dinner again. it’s uh, it’s uh fable limits just got reset. and im just, im just worried if im not tokenmaxxing while fable is available that we’re going to get feature mogged. yeah maybe its ai psychosis we can talk about it later”
We've reset 5-hour and weekly rate limits for all users.
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menlo park would be a beautiful name for a korean baby
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I’m so emotional about this sign. New grass is growing
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Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!
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