@nova_Corpse

no DMs, unless you're a rebel | 36 | will nut in her and just say oops | bitch milkshake | he/him

Joined August 2018
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it's not a Twitter account, it's a historical record of how insane I am
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༺ ♡ 。♥ ° ༻@rottnrwabbit2h
Incense, candlelight seduction, altar-kissed flesh and pagan debauchery.
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@subsmtnkitten2h
Need to be kissed the way that I dance.
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i know what's screaming behind your eyes, let it out so i can kill it
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jon drake@DrakeGatsby3h
I would like to announce my company’s forthcoming IPO. We burn $14,000,000,000 a month but can guarantee revenue of at least $30,000 a year. What is our product? We will steal your identity and then show up at your house and kick you in the shin as hard as we can
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dead on the concrete
@sxlxntshxdxw4h
even evening skies bleed dawn's horizon
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taytay@healingitall17h
a shower beer as foreplay
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Greg One Leg@Greg_1_Leg17h
Just as unattractive from 10:01 to 12:59
amor 🌸
@amorxo333Oct 21
how attractive are you from 1-10
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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin9920h
My Canadian girlfriend was real. And my current Australian girlfriend can’t talk to you because she’s a day ahead of us.
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ANJA@anonymjau6h
If he's not talking to you, he's talking to someone new
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decide how many times i tweet on 28th October for every like on this tweet, i will tweet one (1) time on the above date
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The Curious Optimist@VitaeArcanum22h
the post below this one predicts your future
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JP 🍍@JPLFR8017h
"Is this the thing I say that makes them leave?" - me, talking to people I love
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Larry’s Twin 99@LarrysTwin997h
Everyone at work thinks I say ‘making love’ in a creepy way.
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The Curious Optimist@VitaeArcanum8h
living apathy ever after
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Put me on notifications so I know it’s real, baby
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzeker12h
One of you broke this place again with your stupid data.
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cruelty+ ♅@portal222heaven12h
lois the way im gripping that Peter
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infi@infi_infi_infi_12h
big hairy gay guy cum dumpster who refers to himself as The Loadbearer
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Hysteria Barbie@HysteriaBarbie13h
Let me slip into something a little less comfortable *my body after 30*
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Hysteria Barbie@HysteriaBarbieSep 10
Coworker: “Wow, after all these years he remembers your birthday? That’s impressive for a male.” Me: “I’m very memorable.” 2 years of dating. 2 years of stalking. 12-year hiatus. And now he’s orchestrated us working together. What could possibly go wrong?
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