Amanda Boyle 🏴‍☠️MBA MSc OBE

Now Russell Brand's been convicted of rape, we need to talk about Sylvie Berki. Because she can't speak for herself. In 2014, Ms Berki said she'd been assaulted by Russell Brand. But if she talks about it, even now, she risks jail.

Algerian boxer Imane Khelif, the male who punched women to victory at the Paris Olympics, returns to the French capital on 15th December to box against another woman, 21-year-old Clarida Sarabia. Competing in a professional tournament means Khelif is exempt from the need to fight other men and may compete in women’s boxing. This week a Conservative amendment to the Sporting Events Bill to ensure sportswomen’s rights to single-sex sport (changing rooms and toilets) at ALL international events held in this country was voted down by Labour MPs. This time the boxer is fighting in Paris. Next time, it could be London because our lawmakers won’t protect the woman taking her life in her hands to fight against a man.

The 'Queen of the Palace' Fallon Sherrock has won just over half a million pounds after beating Luke Littler, over one leg of darts in Manchester 🎯

“Ik ben 41. Ik wil geen moeder worden. Ik word liever vader.” Briljante comedy.

Cops out on the street last night being bottled and attacked for half the money they’ll be on. Working a 3 shift system, dealing with suicides, violence, RTA fatals, and a dozen other things which require a wide range of skills……and this lot are awarding themselves £90k a year in a non job, requiring not a single qualification, and from which they’re almost unsackable and are certainly unanswerable.

“ I raped someone once,” Brand said in 2013, to raucous laughter from the interviewer and audience. As @LizKershawDJ writes in her Telegraph article, “Brand was a creation of some of the most powerful players in the media. They were in his thrall. And he was egged on. He was their performing monkey. He made “great telly”. His colleagues were collateral damage.” Media bosses at the Sun newspaper who celebrated him as “Shagger of the Year” three times (2006, 2007, 2008) and executives who turned a blind eye to his sexual activities with competition winners in BBC lavatories, and allowed him to regale his Radio 2 audience with “what he’d like to do to a newsreader under the desk” should hang their heads in shame.

You won't find a copy of the judgment anywhere - it was a summary judgment, without a trial. Ms Berki had no representation. A lifelong injunction on summary judgment? Astonishing.

Now Russell Brand's been convicted of rape, we need to talk about Sylvie Berki. Because she can't speak for herself. In 2014, Ms Berki said she'd been assaulted by Russell Brand. But if she talks about it, even now, she risks jail.

the moment it has been resolved 100% in favour of the trans point of view DS I don't accept that characterisation, arrangements have been seen as positively beneficial by most cis women, they haven't lost a bit, the arrangement is win win. Looking at the consultation and focus

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🚨 "I DON'T THINK EMPLOYERS ARE WORKING PEOPLE" That's the Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Emma Reynolds. So who are Britain's employers? 🔴 1.42 MILLION businesses employ staff ✅ 81% of them have fewer than 10 staff ❌ Just 8,335 are large firms 💷 SMEs provide 16.9 MILLION jobs, 60% of private sector employment Not faceless corporations. The builder with an apprentice. The café owner. The local hairdresser. Perhaps ministers should meet a few of them. Are business owners not working people?

The individual in question is Dan Morehead, founder and CEO of Pantera Capital who acquired the Newliston Estate in August 2026 for £10,300,000. Welcome to Scotland, @dan_pantera. To find out more about this landholding and who owns the rest of Scotland, subscribe at whoownssscotland.org.uk 3/3