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If you’re not already, let me put you on... @VelvetNoirBC for all your beard care needs, @nudevanity for all things sexual health and sex positivity, @sirlightflower for the incredible photos, @QuelLeePhillips for the face beat, @pissyopants1 for the apparel and laughs
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RT if you're among the 8 in 10 Americans who believe in legal & accessible abortion.
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Since I got y’all distracted right now I can tell y’all I bought my first dildo recently & didn’t check the size so it was sooo small 😭 so then I ordered another one & overestimated myself & it’s way too big 😭😭 Ima just use em as decoration & stick with the real thing
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Now why my friend asked me where my ex at out the blue?? Talmbout she just thought for sure he was the one I’d always make my way back to…girl eff that man 😂 when I say I’m done for real, I’m done for real
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if you’re in line to get tested, no need to stay in line. you’re positive now, like from the line. go home
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The CDC just announced you don’t actually have to wash your hands, just get the fingies a little wet
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This tweet is satire, mocking the recent revisions to the CDC’s COVID-19 quarantine guidelines. The CDC has not actually changed the guidelines for hand washing.
cdc.gov/handwashing/wh…
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If you’re coming from Instagram. Welcome to Twitter. No one is nice here. Good luck.
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Got my 6 pack of Billy’s pepper jack boudin balls….all I need is my gallon of daiquiri to complete my Louisiana disaster survival kit
