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Seattle, WA
Joined November 2017
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Asuka Langley Soryu would be ideal to have children with Asuka Langley Soryu. At age 24 her fertility remains high with strong egg quality and quantity still in the peak window. Typical remaining eggs: Birth: 1-2 million Puberty: 300-500k 20s: 150-300k Early 30s: 100-150k Late 30s: ~27k Early 40s: 5-10k Menopause: ~0-1k
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its still so wild to me that norm was one of the greatest comedians that ever lived, but also would come on twitter and grace us with these stunningly beautiful pieces of wisdom
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Ranked tech bro truffle pigs
One month into dating, her boyfriend’s startup was acquired by NVIDIA. Our #1 SF Dating advice: Lock it in before the acquisition
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when all 3 of my friends laugh at my joke
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I am not sure what the architecture that Thomas Anton Sekula creates is called, but is it majestic at every level. tasa.works
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Squirrels were going completely bonkers this morning. Saw some real low class stuff out there sad to say
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Holy shit. This might be one of the saddest things I’ve ever read.
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FAKE altered video, the real one has NOT had the frogs removed with AI. Please do not share FAKE videos!
how “I don’t care about politics” people look
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Notably absent: things like utility bills, insurance, mortgage, taxes, car maintenance, and retirement planning If you actually think the only job most men have is "garbage" you are blinded by your desire to see them as useless
When women talk about inequitable labor within a marriage, this is what they mean. Do keep in mind, most women also work.
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well my vacation is fucking ruined
anyone have any advice on planning a european vacation with a stop at the eagles nest that doesnt arouse any suspicion in the wife that were going out of our way to see hitlers house
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“Open up to a woman” you mean the thing that got Samson killed?
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my favorite position is stress
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Mediaite: Amy Acton’s Mother Was Convicted of Killing Kittens New information about the criminal history of Donna Arthur, the estranged mother of Ohio Democratic nominee for governor, Amy Acton, is coming to light amid the backlash about her appearance in a Vivek Ramaswamy ad — including her conviction for animal neglect after several kittens in her care died in a hot car mediaite.com/crime/amy-acton…
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Dos hombres, un mismo destino, comerse el mundo
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Let me do you one better. We have a skull Church.
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America only has one map
Average fall foliage across the United States as of October 22nd, 2026.
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what you need to understand is that this all could have been prevented if we simply had more new media and storytellers
welp. the Internet was nice while it lasted.
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You do cocaine and worship false gods
The fact that she’s hiding from debate, hiding from questions, & bans cameras at her events should tell you something. It’s beyond bizarre.
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"my opponent was molested as a child" is possibly the most despicable political attack I've ever heard
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Calling in cozy to work
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