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So....many...."HUNGRY" MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN!!! #FiftyShadesofAwkward
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Twitter thinks I died again, so here's me living my best life and not giving a shit.
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My favorite thing from Open Sauce:
A book full of Twitch Chat messages rearranged to write Romeo and Juliet.
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Next weekend, my partner and I will be exhibiting the Tomato Cannon that we built at @OpenSauceLive! I'm so happy I finally get to go
I'm going to be shot with hundreds of dollars of tomatoes in front of everybody to demonstrate our invention ❤️ i'm so excited❤️
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him: u better not be that stupid ass pic of dotcolin when i come over
my stupid ass:
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HOW THE FUCK did they carry all that stone, THE FUCKING PYRAMIDS MAN I SWEAR, SOMETHING IS UP





























