Nurse Rattle

putting my whole mouth around the produce mister at the grocery store

Patient just showed me nonbinary verity goons

Leaving my apple pie out to cool on the windowsill just kidding you know doctors cant have that stuff

Just bumped into Lin-Manuel Miranda at Bucc-ee's and he told me nobody will ever love me

Buying a tub of amniotic fluid off the dark web for experiments

last night was a dubstep remix

Dude you gotta come smell this candle im serious get over here

Using my clout to get the attention of Mr Beast

pooping for so long my leg goes numb and i pretend to be a pirate with a peg leg

Hi

you would not believe your eyes if ten million homeless guys

I administer vaccines in scary places. Come to my clinic.

my i-dog just took a picture of me naked and sent it to all my friends on facebook bruh

using my meta glasses to take pictures of grocery store produce

on hello neighbor doctor rattle threw a rectal thermometer at me

bruh you need to give me steam points im serious the mafia is after me

burning a hole through my scrubs because my pH is so acidic

shooting out a butt bullet at such high speeds it sounds like a cork being popped

The elderly