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why are the rap girls so trans coded?

my dad got me everything i wanted for christmas, if my dad wasn’t my dad he’d definitely be my husband.

snooze is the best song on the album sorry

somebody said nick cannon was keke palmer’s baby father

who needs a turkey when i have an ass that needs to be eaten? happy thanksgiving!

to all my ladies out there, please don’t make your man’s plate this thanksgiving. he can do it himself.

greek life is cringe, you stand in the middle of the campus dancing in sync, strolling and making ugly faces everywhere y’all go? ok…

why does a straight man need to drink starbucks? starbucks is only for women and gays.

did y’all know gina from martin’s mom in real life is ms dabney from good luck charlie?

when scrolling through twitter it’s normal to see a random dick pop up on your screen

y'all act brand new everyday Imao

it’s like my brain is automatically set to memorize nicki minaj lyrics

everybody dick ain’t good, somebody lying.

so monkeypox doesn’t turn you into a monkey?

this was my multiverse of madness

i was sucking this niggas dick one day and it tasted so good i almost took a bite out of it

gay culture and ballroom culture are two different things. stop trying to integrate the two.

bible thumpers are in a sub dom relationship with god and don’t even know it

middle school is dramatic for no reason lmao