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@nutsaremixed

Nuts are not just for Christmas. They're for life Him/He/Nut One nut foreverrrr 🦵🥜 @Chelle_Coops is my ❤️ https://teapawt.net/t.co/SeJuaTOsi5

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Sometimes a squirrel just gotta take a break from the nutrace and have some self care
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With the UK ambulance strike, and today being the darkest day of the year, it feels like we're living in Final Destination 4.
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Christmas is about giving. But I'm still not giving a fuck.
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*at the therapist appointment Therapist: hello, how are you? Me: I'm good. How are you?
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[buying milk] Oh no. I'll get the one that expires in 6 days at the back instead of the one that expires in 5 days. *Uses milk in 2 days*
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Me too door. Me too.
Image from YourExTC (@Chelle_Coops)
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Ho ho fuckity ho
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Guys, I have a new YouTube channel. It's a desperate attempt to make some $$$ (survival reasons) - Think you could support and subscribe? youtube.com/watch?v=UzNpXu5G…
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We're all capable of great love
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Person: Why are you in a wheelchair? Me: I wore my Tuesday ‘Day of the week’ underwear on a Thursday.
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Half of liking grunge music is understanding what Kurt Cobain is saying
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There are two types of people: people who love Mel Brooks and people who have yet to watch anything made by Mel Brooks.
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I sent a message in the wrong work chat I'm gonna need the next 3 to 5 days off to obsess over this
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must be a load-bearing face plate. don't want it coming loose.
Image from Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal)
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Trading this one in for a new life. Check back later for updates.
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I'm sorry, but when you asked me if you looked fat in this, I didn't know I was supposed to lie.
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Welcome to the team, Elon. I like my coffee with a drop of milk and two sugars, please?
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I'm way too tired to go to bed.
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