an insignificant and beautiful creature with nothing to offer - attuned to the specific cadences of male friendship - un jour je serai de retour près de toi
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ngl this doesn't seem much more efficient than what usually happens near the end when the unoccupied braiders in the shop gradually gravitate over to your head to help finish the braids
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade:
2026: Maxxing
2025: 67
2024: Demure
2023: Hallucinate
2022: Woman
2021: Allyship
2020: Pandemic
2019: Existential
2018: Misinformation
2017: Complicit
2016: Xenophobia
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my lesbian regulars named June and May just had a baby and named her April
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ngl there's an outcome where he dnfs then wdcs anyway and i think it should happen for comedic purposes
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Atlanta Airport train just said the next stop is for “Concourse B as in Burgers n Beverages” #burger #burgersquad #mycity
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34 days after this tweet was made chatgpt was released to the public
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at first i was struck by his eloquence, then by his vulnerability and candor.
can't tell if my headache is caused by factors internal (ate cake and bullshit all day) or external (room smells like smoke from other people in the house "cooking")
you know damn well this is not true
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