lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
Love love LOVE this video. The way she says happy Halloween… the number of times she waves and says Hi… the guy saying “Heidi you’re freaking me out” and you can tell he’s serious af
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
I hate bi Halloween what do you mean you’re both Britney Spears
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
Was walking on the main street here last night, passed this drunk guy who said “I’m so sorry I’m oversharing I’m so drunk” only for Batman to reply in a perfect Batman voice “no dude it’s totally okay”
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
Begged my boyfriend to take a picture of this vet sign I saw while in the uber home last night because my phone was dead. I was drunk and it made me so emotional. I just kept repeating “the cat is helping the dog. The cat is helping the dog”
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
Replying to @dianelyssa
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
y’all are soooo focused on who my friends may or may not be when you should be focusing on my attention to detail

















































