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Embrace the chaos with grace

California, USA
Joined June 2009
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夏天对我恋恋不舍
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For his next cognitive test, Trump should have to identify the correct Dana White.
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我:等我暴富了给你安排俩商K小妞 老李看了看我手机:这几个看着也不是很贵嘛,你哪有一丝诚意
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圣县饼后
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我:今天赚了几百块外快,你高兴吗 老李:高兴 我:你就不关心我今天大出血,1小时就得上趟厕所,连下车都费劲? 老李:人生真是处处是陷阱
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胖子最忌讳的不是又馋又懒而是又馋又勤快
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10/25 周日上午:gym跑一万米,回到家吃了一个猕猴桃,一个小西红柿,一个苹果,几片萝卜,洗了个澡已经下午了。煮螺蛳粉。倒了杯红酒,咖啡上搞了一大坨cream,还不知道为什么特别想喝奶茶 老李:信仰的崩塌就在一瞬之间
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我:你这几天在俄亥俄干啥了 老李:一直开会 我:开会视频不行吗,还非得跑过去 老李:可能他们想看看我视频是不是开美颜了
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现在十三四岁的小孩真是见多识广,女儿班里的中国女同学说自己在用中文创作一部BL小说。 我说BL是啥。 三:Boys‘ love,她说还是儿童不宜那种…
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天塌了,我诚心诚意量身定做的红烧肉好不容易烧好了,馒头上天入地找不到,原来被不吃红烧肉的娃当零嘴吃了,不说了我去和面了
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上次去吃早饭随餐附送的大白馒头,我思考了两天,觉得还是和红烧肉最配,于是今天不辞辛苦炖好了,并打电话给Ohio出差中的老李汇报。 老李:以前他们说为了盘醋包了顿饺子,我是不信的…..
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三求知欲满溢,没事就在作业上点缀点小图画,古文字什么的。这天她可能想起在西安碑林博物馆看见的永字八法,根据记忆照葫芦画瓢画瓢描了一个。妹想到作业发回来旁边不知道谁也写了个永字还加个🧡。到现在不知道是哪个同学模仿作品,还是觉得美国人写的不怎么样,给做个示范。大概率是中国同学。
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我从来没有见过这么严重的自闭症和多动症集于一身的孩子。所过之处片甲不留寸草不生。 医生办公室的人吓得把那些装着材料的柜子都藏了起来,因为他抓起来就撕。他奶奶用一个harness紧紧抓住他。进了医生办公室,他先是把矿泉水倒了一地,紧接着在垃圾桶撒了泡尿,把桌上的沙漏使劲摔在地上,还把我包里的卫生巾摔在中年男医生脸上,场面几乎失控。医生神情自若把卫生巾递还给我。尴尬中我绞尽脑汁没话找话:我真佩服你们这职业,这得需要多大的宽容和耐心。医生:哈哈,我们啥样的都见过,何况这也不是我办公室……
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强身健体 熬死暴君
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整个房子水管全换你以为会很贵但其实它一点都不便宜
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我:艾玛 我认识这个被抓的!这是我小学、中学、大学三重同学 老李笑了:谁还没几个被抓的同学
💥 Police in China have detained Tang Ning (唐宁) — the chairman of US-listed Chinese digital lender Yiren Digital (宜人智科) — and his wife Zhao Mei (赵玫 or 赵枚) after two related investment platforms failed to repay mainland investors for over four months. The Beijing Municipal Public Security Bureau said that it had recently launched an official criminal investigation into relevant companies associated with CreditEase (宜信财富) over suspected illegal activities and had arrested controllers, including a 53-year-old male with the surname Tang and a 51-year-old female surnamed Zhao. In 2015, Yiren went public on the New York Stock Exchange as a consumer loan arm of CreditEase, which was established in 2006. Tang is the founder and controlling shareholder of both CreditEase and Yiren. The notice came one day after CreditEase announced “a material default” on fixed-income-like products on two of its asset management platforms, after deciding to fully suspend repayments on the products on May 22. The firm attributed the decision to the scale-down and underperformance of inclusive finance and wealth management businesses. “The group may be balance-sheet insolvent, facing a significant debt shortfall,” CreditEase told high-net-worth investors in a note on Oct 11, after failing to dispose of “poor quality” underlying assets in the markets. No official disclosure on the repayment scale was given so far, though the outstanding amount was estimated to be between 30 billion yuan (US$4.5 billion) and 50 billion yuan. Following media reports on CreditEase in May, Yiren said in a statement that it was an independent company with a separate management team and operations from its controlling shareholder. It confirmed the defaulted products were offered by “affiliates of the company’s controlling shareholder”. In Yiren’s second-quarter results released at the end of September, Tang said the firm maintained “a disciplined approach” to the credit solution business and saw an “improvement” in later-stage delinquency rates. Controllers Tang and Zhao were subjected to mandatory criminal measures, Beijing police said on Oct 12, adding that affected investors could report their cases for the investigation and asset recovery. CreditEase said on Oct 11 that it remained committed to addressing the risks associated with fixed-income-like products in accordance with the law and expediting a fair payout to investors, while maintaining stable operations in loan-facilitation and other licensed businesses. It said it would attempt to accelerate the recovery of non-performing loans and the liquidation of valuable assets. scmp.com/business/banking-fi… 21jingji.com/article/2026101… m.163.com/dy/article/L92MQQ7…
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小朋友画的就是可爱啊 大人画不出来
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八年级班主任是教数学的。老师:你娃不得了,教科书上有一道难题她发现算错了,我开始还没反应过来,回家run了两个AI,才确认标准答案错了,她是对的。 我教了这么多年八年级,学生IREADY很少能考出11年级的水平,数学阅读双双99%,我没好意思告诉老师,她每年都是99%,去年就考出11年级的分了。。。 和老师初次meeting是友好的,气氛愉悦的,相互吹捧的,承前启后的,继往开来的。。。
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少年时代我参加了一个电视台主办的辩论比赛,和一个皮肤白皙,笔迹清秀的少年互生情愫,那个年代只是留了个通讯地址,不知哪次搬家后就在茫茫人海中失去了任何联系。 二十多年后我已经成为人妇,抛夫弃子在大陆旅游。在一家河北酒店大堂办理入住时候,旁边一个人居然准确叫出我的名字:真的是你吗。你的声音一点也没变。 可我已经认不出他。他胖了,面色潮红,留起了长发。他说这些年他一直单身,到处旅游。我问他,你哪来的钱?炒股?卖房?他说,都不是。我家其实是军队高官。这些年虽然我离经叛道没按他们安排的人生路径走,但是钱的方面从未发愁。 他在重病中,我行程本就灵活,决定多住一两天留下照顾他。期间,时时有男的女的来给他送饭送药,陪他打牌聊天,态度模糊,像是对他的追求倾慕,也像是求他办事那种谄媚。 我看他有人照顾,病也好了大半,决定动身回北京。我找他要微信号居然被拒绝了:缘分是奇妙的,期待下次的不期而遇吧。 我不想勉强,到了车站要买票却发现,护照驾照不翼而飞。我慌了,难道是他为了创造再次见面的机会吗。 这时候发现其实是我自己把重要文件藏在了一个隐秘夹层,是我想多了。哑然失笑,带着一点惆怅,我又踏上了旅程。。。 ”这就是我昨天的梦,能拍电视剧了吗。” 老李:不够狗血。 我:我还没说,还有个twist,这个他其实是个女扮男装的”她”。 老李:这说明什么。 我:说明deep down I may be a lesbian 老李叹气:Deep down we are all lesbians.
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即使爆胎,打车 也要来吃烧麦 所谓 ”历尽苦难 吃心不改”
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