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Hey @Lyft what is wrong with your support agents? They dont want bad ratings when they ignore your issue?

Why does the "office of President elect" not have any desks?

Hey guys if we are being real here. Joe Biden carried Barack Obama! cause damn. He got 11 MILLION more votes for president. Real votes... Am I Right? Give me an AMEN! @Timcast @realDonaldTrump @BarackObama

Joe Biden beat Barack Obama by 11 million "legit" votes. How does that feel B? are you loving that? @BarackObama @Timcast @SaltyCracker9

I just wonder how Barack Obama (who I voted for btw) feels about senile Joe Biden beating his ass by 11 million "Totally legitimate" votes? I mean Barack worked for it. Joe hid in a basement. what is that? White privilege? Come on B. Is the steal worth your legacy?

Hey @FoxNews Time for Fox News to FIRE John Roberts. #FireJohnRoberts

@Timcast Did you slow the video of the DC Cop shooting down? Cause damn! The shadows are awesome!

So glad the sun was out when this guy aimed a gun at @DCPoliceDept Thoughts @MayorBowser ?

OH SHIT! Did the Media,The Mayor, and MPD all miss this frame of the video? Look at the shadow in this frame of a totally justifiable shooting video in DC Last night. That is a gun in his hand that is pointed at the officer.

I'm watching the news, keeping up with the hurricane as it passes over the DC area. I swear. If I hear "Turn around, don't drown" one more time... Meteorologists, Y'all need to get some new one liners.

Hey @Safeway What is going on here? I'm just wondering what the worn out plastic is for. Clearly thousands of people have worn these out. The hole is over the "No cash back" option. They look like this at every store I have been in.

Master Bedroom is now offensive. But let me ask you this. What's in your wallet? A Master Card? #Masterbedroom #Mastercard #EverythingOffendsYou

Like a "Good Neighbor" Yea right @StateFarm Thank you for that regular monthly auto-pay withdraw. It came in with no discount. Just what I expect from a virtue signaling company

@ABC7Ashlie those numbers don't add up.

Hey @ABC7News how does that math work?

Hey @realDonaldTrump How about we suspend this ethanol mandate, refine gas without adding alcohol, and put this life saving sanitizing ingredient where it belongs (on store shelves) for a while.

My thoughts on tonight's state of the union address. 200 democrats are dying of dehydration in the desert. Trump brings in 1,000 gallons of spring water. Democrats complain that it isn't distilled water. That's what I expect tonight. #StateOfTheUnion