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Parking Attendant at BooneOakley, Author of NOBODY EATS PARSLEY https://teapawt.net/t.co/u3Ox4h5BQY

Charlotte
Joined April 2009
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Vote with your gearshift. #vote
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I produced this commercial 30 years ago, written by the great @oakleydavid VOTE! White Supremacy 25 Yrs Ago Commercial Is Even More Powerful Today ... youtu.be/UE3OOuhoOTY?si=cN7X… via @YouTube
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Vote with your gearshift. #vote
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You know it’s time to go to Vegas, when you look your lunch check and say to yourself, “Hey, that’s a straight.” @VitalVegas
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Lions waving goodbye to their first Super Bowl appearance teapawt.net/TSV__1/status/17517692… – at Minnesota, USA
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Top 10 @NFL tweet ever…
Greg Brady’s photograph established that Westdale High’s receiver was, in fact, in bounds. It also established their opponent had the worst secondary ever because that’s gotta be the most open motherfucker in football history.
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When I was a kid, I read Sports Illustrated cover to cover every week. Like @tommytomlinson it helped me realize I wanted to be a writer. I’m showing this cover, not because it’s my favorite but because it inspired me to write a letter to the editor..
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The next week, my SI arrived and my letter was published. To this day, it’s my proudest professional achievement.
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GOLDEN KNIGHTS!!!!!! Viva Las Vegas!!!!!
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49 years ago… and more relevant than ever.
Not exactly a hot take - it's nearly 40 years old. I had a vague memory of seeing this ad in awards annuals, but had never read it. Turns out it's excellent. #Advertising #Marketing #Creativity
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I haven’t been this optimistic about the @Panthers since the morning of February 7th, 2016. #KeepPounding
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Hey ⁦@VitalVegas⁩ this is your kind of sports game!
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David Oakley retweeted
Rest easy, Paul Silas. You were a great player, a fantastic man and a joy to be around. You will be missed. Also, you were a pretty darn good coach! @hornets @RexChapman
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The holidays are the perfect time to Have Sextro with all your friends.
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“The stapler stopped working.” According to @maryfgross this is the reason productivity has ground to a halt today at @booneoakley
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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