Propellor-head, journo, cook, father, movie extra, banana-picker, bullrider and deputy assistant managing director of my own destiny.
Joined May 2007
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Excellent ka. Be great for an indulged teenager off to uni! Rolls-Royce engine, interior by Versace. OK, it's my car, so maybe a bit of over-play!! facebook.com/benncalvert/pos…
This is a huge amount of car for fuck-all price. Only driven by (me) to church on Sunday. Now, remind me, where is church? trademe.co.nz/1831868779
"Thrown in by jock-itch, cross to cricket-pitch, taken now by sonofbitch, across to racket-fish and it's a shot on goal by spinach..."
Eye-watering deal on The Shotover, Downtown Queenstown Luxury Apartment to celebrate the launch of our new partnership with top-end... majordomo.co.nz/luxury-accom…
Ya gotta love sports commentary drivel. Geelong Cats have an 18-point lead going into the last quarter. One of the shaved monkeys: 'If Geelong can maintain this lead, they're a good chance of winning the game'. 😳🤔
Looking for peeps in travel and tourism or over from New Zealand. I am from ZQN. Wearing a pink jacket today, so... fb.me/1Ty6kF8iC
Looking for peeps in travel and tourism or over from New Zealand. I am from ZQN. Wearing a pink jacket today, so hard to miss! Bowl up and say hi. #apac #apacconference #apacconference18 #blockchain
Henry the 111-year-old tuatara mid-workout. I believe he is my second cousin, once removed. We have a similar... fb.me/7Fa8qCBvF
Help Ben Calvert get more signatures - We need 133 more signatures today! fb.me/2yZRFxzI3
"Young Bernard Tomic once boasted he would have the 'heart of Hewitt, the groundstrokes of Federer, the mind of... fb.me/1JDzql0j7
Emergency alert in Arrowtown tonight, Aus Railton. I thought that meant you were back Simon Macfarlane is on it!
Probably got his wallet and at least one kidney while he was looking the other way!... fb.me/D0uO4qHV