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i aspire to post on ao3, but ao3 is shut down πŸ₯²

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Joined July 2021
link to my fanfics in this hard time drive.google.com/drive/folde…
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my specialty while being in belgium is accidentally convincing other people i don’t speak my own native language
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maybe it also has something to do with that i think the first 5 seconds when they speak dutch that they are speaking french
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the most beautiful ralicia fanart in existence drawn by me
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i use these drawings to keep track of what position they are in in smutfics when i stop writing for the day. because i hate having to reread the whole fic to figure out the state of clothes and limbs, but they look pretty funny
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watched the movie, it is not good… like supposed to be a cheesy romcom, but doesn’t even come to that level. it is just kinda bad
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH Aria and Ezra are coming back to us
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join the prayer circle with me
. πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― ao3 back this πŸ•― week πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•―
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i have discovered that i hate writing chatfics so my chatfic which i have almost finished chapter 1 will have only chats in chapter 1 because i am done with it
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i was gonna write with the company of a hot cocoa then i burned my finger making the cocoa so now it is sitting with an ice pack with the company of a hot cocoa
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ao3 is down but i am still reading my favourite serquel fic :) i was desperately scrolling through my files, like what wip am i gonna work on and i saw that i somehow downloaded fics from ao3
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i figured out why: my dentist is right... she said last year i should surgically remove my wisdom teeth. i will admit my defeat to her in two weeks when i have an appointment
in the past week i am strangely bothered by the feeling of teeth in my mouth
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eli 🍳 retweeted
serquel vivo en 2026 ?!?!!!!!!!?!!?!!! πŸ«ͺ
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im soooo tired but because of that i am too afraid to go to sleep in the train
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whoops bit of a miscalculation, i thought i had planned 1,5 hour extra for delays for an 4 hour train journey. i planned 15 minutes… i really can’t be late for this
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i saw a video complaining about the size of US voting ballots, let me present to you; dutch voting ballots
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i still really want to know why the kidnapper did it, but i guess we'll never find out, because he got hit by a police car and died a few days after
me yesterday saying that the apple hostage situation was a few years ago, my father be like that was a little more than a few years ago. it was in 2022. that is a few years ago
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH Aria and Ezra are coming back to us
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how is my instagram feed still so well adjusted to me after 3 years of not using it?? does remind me why i am no longer using it
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you've got some aura when you dress up in a full 3 piece suit with a high hat to sit in the university cafeteria to make your highschool dutch homework
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me yesterday saying that the apple hostage situation was a few years ago, my father be like that was a little more than a few years ago. it was in 2022. that is a few years ago
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my eyes now also can't handle me wearing concealer anymore πŸ˜” i already missed being able to wear mascara and i know it is not gonna take long before i also can't wear eyeliner anymore. please my eyes dont also take eye shadow away from me
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