excommunicated apostate - writer - puppeteer - fixer - host & producer of @rewritemedaddy - https://teapawt.net/t.co/enci9m8JUC
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Had a ton of fun making this #parkour video with my friend. We ran the course like 12 times for this. I'm happy I had the endurance!
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Another warehouse fire has broken out this time in Compton, California. This is the 7th warehouse fire in the past week alone. 🔥
The Abrahamic god commands this. If you don't like it, which you shouldn't, you should rethink your relationship to Abrahamic religions.
My wife and I were watching The Mummy and she spent the whole time pointing out the ways I'm like O'Connell, so I'm feeling pretty good.
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ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify family.
Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.
He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.
Mother called local police to file a report—but even they couldn't find out he was in ICE custody until 6 days later.
It's especially worrying because the 15-year-old boy reportedly functions "like a 4-year-old child" due to his autism.
He is currently still detained at the detention center in Houston, Texas. #DemsUnited
I bring a certain 'this whole project is a waste of time' energy to problem solving that people don't appreciate.
My wife and I have this fun little game where one of us suggests getting Red Bull it's staying up all night together and then the one who suggested it falls asleep at 10:00 and the other one stays up till 3:00
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Currently zero direct evidence the shooter was a groyper, but it seems that won't matter, the conceptual reality of this event will squarely fall along partisan/politics lines.
The prismacolor magic rub eraser is the only eraser that needs to exist, everything else is superfluous
