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"Chaotic Neutral" -katie et al. Python, Go, The Cybers, Quasar founder, opinions variable but with gusto, he/him ( @beaubutler.bsky.social on the other one )

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Joined September 2010
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Beau Butler retweeted
There are 10 Excel users on the planet for every 1 computer programmer. Speaking as someone who has been a coder for 40 of my 46 years, computer programming is very silly and wildy dissonant to how humans actually think, which is why it is hard and why so many are so bad at it.
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Beau Butler retweeted
you're telling me counterstrike took down the world's travel and financial systems
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Beau Butler retweeted
Making all my apps look like this to protest the regurgitated modern material “dashboards” and “widgets” and shit you people keep copying and pasting from Twitter threads talking about how “fluent” and “responsive” it is RETVRN IS COMING
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I started reading the Financial Times as a teenager on the advice of a Marxist hippy guy I worked with, because he said that was the paper where truth was most clearly incentivised
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the first ground proximity warning system was developed by Don Bateman, who bought a military terrain database on the black market following the collapse of the Soviet Union and used it as the basis for a product that is now required to be installed in all modern airliners
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Replying to @crazyclipsonly
Perfect loop exists
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Beau Butler retweeted
funny how the wachowskis dropped a once in a generation banger totally out of the blue then proceeded to unload pure dog shit for the next 20 years
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Beau Butler retweeted
someone needs to build the Factorio of web backends. i am sick of using files and folders. i just want a 2d infinite canvas as the entire codebase it would also make the world's sickest debugger/inspector
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Beau Butler retweeted
Replying to @ponekeben
We’ve never said gut KO. Stop spouting rubbish. The only party not credible on housing is your useless party - record of failure speaks for itself.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
National Party member Chris Bishop did in fact claim this, going on to say that he “hopes for job losses” i.stuff.co.nz/national/polit….
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Replying to @chamath
You can’t make this up: 1) Virgin Galactic raises hundreds of millions from name brand investors and becomes valued at more than $20B to disrupt space tourism 2) They use the money to do flashy partnerships with brands like Under Armour for the fabrication of space suits 3) In 2022 their chairman (Chamath Palihapitiya) quit 4) In late 2022, the company is hit with a fraud lawsuit 5) Now it turns out that Palihapitiya profited $315M in stock sales + Richard Branson sold $1.4B in stock before the stock declined by 96% from 2021 highs.
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Beau Butler retweeted
*cough cough* First rule: Don't sell warez. teapawt.net/realCrackWatch/status/…
Rockstar is selling cracked game copies on Steam
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Very happy to announce our new game 'Criminals Within', a two player comedic action-adventure that takes place in a medieval fantasy kingdom, inhabited by de-evolved dragons. Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2… Retweets are extremely appreciated!
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Beau Butler retweeted
Please repost the shit out of this
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Beau Butler retweeted
landlord: you are being evicted me:
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"anon's mindful meditation blog" = impossible, you're competing against the titans in the field "mindful meditation for nihilistic software engineers" = you'll pick up interest at the crossroads even if you're not a very good meditator or a very good engineer
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So Mayor Whanau is out supporting Wellingtons' vibrant night scene, genuinely forgets to pay a bill that's settled the next day, but some prefer she stay at home and watch The Chase. Nothing here people.
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Among all the notable policies that come into effect today, one will remove one of life's little irritations: plastic stickers on individual fruit are now banned. The industry hasn't sorted biodegradable stickers yet so enjoy the sticker-free life while you can. #plasticfree
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Beau Butler retweeted
i want 'programmers looking down on spreadsheets' discourse but like the opposite, like spreadsheet people looking down on programmers 'how can programmers stand not seeing the concrete data they're operating on' 'how can programmers tolerate not being able to live edit code'
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