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Dinah Lance@ofdecibelsJul 2
I was 𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒏 into this game. It 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 to me.
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HAHAHAHHβ€”.
𝔻eathstroke@TheWilsonClause9h
"Something feels wrong...I feel...soft."
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You’re breaking my heart.
Shiva.@APaperMonkey3h
I shall call an EMT.
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Are you? What’s the conclusion?
𝗔𝗑𝗔π—₯π—žπ—¬.@WillOfAnarky3h
Are you done?
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(Sinks further into the couch, coughing. Maybe a part of it is just for the drama.) I’m too tired to go to the doctor.
Shiva.@APaperMonkey3h
Go to the doctor and you'll get your second opinion.
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…No.
Shiva.@APaperMonkey3h
Did you go to the doctor.
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(Sneezes β€” wiping her nose ungracefully.) It’d be a shame if your favorite pupil died of cold, though.
Shiva.@APaperMonkey4h
Absolutely not. You were trained how to alleviate common ailments, it's your fault you forgot. I, however, didn't. So now I bury those secrets with me to the grave.
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Amazing. You’re taking care of me, then.
Shiva.@APaperMonkey4h
I can.
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Division also can’t be that difficult.
𝗔𝗑𝗔π—₯π—žπ—¬.@WillOfAnarky4h
You said statistically.
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Thank you. …the last part is optional if you don’t want to get sick.
Donnie Heston.@InArgumentation4h
So porridge, blanket, and me. Got it. I'll be right back, lovely.
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You need a calculator to count?
𝗔𝗑𝗔π—₯π—žπ—¬.@WillOfAnarky4h
... Can I use a calculator?
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β€œIs this a good time to let you know β€˜getting personal’ in this job is what gets you killed?” Dinah sweeps off the dust clinging to her tactical suit, and eventually picks up the small gun she left on the ground, tucking it into her suit back after a short inspection. β€”
𝑻𝒉𝒆 π‘Ύπ’Šπ’π’•π’†π’“ π‘Ίπ’π’π’…π’Šπ’†π’“.@redeemingshadow7h
Shaking his head, he’d scoff toward her comment. It seems he’ll have to eventually figure out some way to repay her for saving him but for now, the Winter Soldier just glared into the core of the Canary. β€œThat’s just not going to happen. β€”
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β€” β€œAlright, I’ll /let/ you tag along. Better to work together and run into each other and mess it up again. Ready?”
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More sneezing into the tissue. Groans, head falling into her lap.
Babs.@AuburnSignal5h
Hands tissue.
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I mean… I’d imagine he wouldn’t go out fighting you guys with a cold. Do you even run into him often enough for this conclusion to make sense statistically?
𝗔𝗑𝗔π—₯π—žπ—¬.@WillOfAnarky5h
I... actually think so? I don't think he's ever been sick since I've known him. I'll ask Two-Face and Dent next time I run into them.
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A blanket and a boyfriend under it with me to drool over as I ungracefully sneeze and cough and finally fall asleep.
Donnie Heston.@InArgumentation5h
You have nothing to apologize for. I'll be right back with the porridge. Anything else you want or need?
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Wow.
Bruce Wayne.@VeilOfTheNight6h
Yes.
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Tell me how.
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Can Batman with prep time beat a cold?
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…Yes. Sorry. Porridge would be great.
Donnie Heston.@InArgumentation6h
Can I just make you something mundane and take care of you? Please? I hate having to argue like this, but I also don't wanna have to gamble with the life of the woman I love when NyQuil exists.
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…yeah, let’s stick to modern medicine.
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