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matt. (parody)

@offbiisms

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀——— “when i'm with you, @demuredesires. . .”

 not mgg. british muse. ms/mv.
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Joined May 2021
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⠀ matthew james taylor. eighteen plus. mature content. #𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍𝚋𝚢𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚎
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cora’s pregnant again.
* cristian. (@devoutardour) profile picture* cristian.@devoutardour25 Dec 2025
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his sister got married to his sister-in-law yesterday and rosie kept shouting something at the reception. @offbiisms, what was she on about?
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it wasn’t too random! work sends him everywhere. that’s the downside of working with the fbi. “work,” he mumbles into her hair. “but i’m home now.”
𝑚͟𝑜͟𝑛͟𝑖͟𝑐͟𝑎. (@richbratbitch) profile picture𝑚͟𝑜͟𝑛͟𝑖͟𝑐͟𝑎.@richbratbitch1 Dec 2025
“where the hell have you been?” she mumbled with a huff, tightening her hold around him. her lips pulled down into a frown—— obviously she wasn’t happy about his random disappearance.
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/. i think not replying to this for four years is enough and i wont reply, so i can unbookmark it, do we agree?
* MOVED. (@bruisedkindness) profile picture* MOVED.@bruisedkindness19 Nov 2021
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+ twins too and ... she didn't want that, either. bags under her eyes and exhaustion lining her face indicated she really was having it rough but she had to keep herself together.
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/. matt pls u r too old for this
matt. (parody) (@offbiisms) profile picturematt. (parody)@offbiisms30 Nov 2025
Replying to @devoutardour
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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/. WHO PUT RETIRE
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a fandomless oc established in 2021. fbi agent & college professor. british. father of three - rosie, clara, and noah. thirty-two years old. bisexual. minors do not interact. very loosely based off of dr spencer reid from criminal minds.
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DISCLAIMER. this account is for muses & writers 18 and up. nsfw / mature content is going to be on this account. trigger warnings will apply due to themes involving murder, sexual assault, self- harming & other mature themes. i'll try to tag appropriately.
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⠀ 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐍 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒.
Image from 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐍. (@texanbrats)
Image from 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐍. (@texanbrats)
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/. the itch to change my layout again on matt for hopes of muse
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wow okay
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another chuckle leaves him, dropping his bag to hold her carefully. “hi to you too.”
𝑚͟𝑜͟𝑛͟𝑖͟𝑐͟𝑎. (@richbratbitch) profile picture𝑚͟𝑜͟𝑛͟𝑖͟𝑐͟𝑎.@richbratbitch30 Nov 2025
“hi baby.” she mumbled softly, already wrapping her legs around his waist and refusing to let go. even burying her face in his neck to solidify her clinginess.
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with a low chuckle, he’s prepared and holding her close with a soft kiss to the temple.
𝑚͟𝑜͟𝑛͟𝑖͟𝑐͟𝑎. (@richbratbitch) profile picture𝑚͟𝑜͟𝑛͟𝑖͟𝑐͟𝑎.@richbratbitch30 Nov 2025
. . . she’s just going to fling herself at him without warning.
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right when he returns? seems fake.
𝑚͟𝑜͟𝑛͟𝑖͟𝑐͟𝑎. (@richbratbitch) profile picture𝑚͟𝑜͟𝑛͟𝑖͟𝑐͟𝑎.@richbratbitch30 Nov 2025
tread lightly, she’s in a m o o d.
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/. matt you are in your 30s don’t say that
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/. also i think i missed his bday.
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𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒. (@hopelessseason) profile picture𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒.@hopelessseason7 Sep 2025
my girl's a bitch when she's moody, but she's all that I need, she's my everything.
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* cristian.@devoutardour2 Nov 2025
⠀ cristian kameāloha . mature and nsfw themes. by rae﹗.
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₃₁₄₉ (@soverenyi) profile picture₃₁₄₉@soverenyi5 Oct 2025
you made me feel both holy and haunted.
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friendly reminder his birthday is coming up. also friendly reminder that he’s nor a big fan of celebrating it so at the very most a card is best. thank you.
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