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eric

@officialericD_

crude mindset.

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Joined September 2009
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“Fucking Prius” - every driver at least once in their lifetime
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Being an educator on break feels like Thanos at his garden before he gets decapitated.
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A little Sweet Chin Music goes a long way. @kendricklamar, you and @Drake are formally invited to #WWENXT to settle this thing. I’m even offering my services to mediate.
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we need k dot vs dylan
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Drake: You a wife beater Kendrick: You a pedophile J Cole:
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Had to confront a kid calling me Mr. DelaGYAT
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They’re saying the eclipse today will turn the daylight into darkness. But since you left darkness is all I know. I realized you were all the light in the day I needed. You don’t have to text back. Hope your little brothers swim practice is going well.
Image from Ben Wegmann (@benwegmann)
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Nothing smells more Asian than an Air Spencer
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And on this day Jesus used his self res
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You’d think my students would behave knowing their teacher is jacked. Think again.
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One year later and I’m required to teach about puberty. Wish me luck.
eric (@officialericD_) profile pictureeric@officialericD_15 Mar 2023
Thank god I’m not teaching the puberty unit cuz I would NOT be able to keep it together
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Thoughts and prayers to GameFreak bc Palworld is destroying them
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Whoever mixed turon with lumpia at this party needs to get socked immediately.
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I hate making plans on the fly when I’m drunk bc I know as soon as I’m sober I’m gonna wanna cancel and stay home.
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Geno pls write back
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Packaging that doesn’t have air fryer instructions gotta get with the times
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Being a gaming teacher sucks cuz there’s a solid chance the guy who destroyed you is one of your kids
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Every time I go out I lose something. Sometimes it’s a wallet, sometimes my dignity.
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Tom Cruise should make a Mission Impossible where he has to convince an Asian parent they don’t need an entire freezer full of fish and veggies
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When you forget to schedule a cut with your barber in advance and now you gotta settle with the weird guy who has his schedule always open 😔
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