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20+ VN/ENG, like to go around and collect my favorite old man’s photos Drunk and crying at @offlinemolotov

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Joined October 2025
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Since it’s Halloween and the Mexico GP up ahead and İ cant choose what to draw Fernando in sooooo
Book of lifeNightmare befor ChristmasA nightmare of Elm street
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35%Nightmare befor Christmas
31%A nightmare of Elm street
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Still very busy with work but here’s a small fun fact. Renault had an end of season party celebration for the WDC and WCC in São Paulo, on October 22nd 2006 which explained why Fernando was seen so… as you can see, lmao. Notably, Flavio was nowhere to be seen during the party
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Sources İ found said it was in a nightclub called “Café Music” where Fernando attended with his girlfriend Raquel del Rosario but left a bit shortly after midnight. No media outlets was allowed but Fernando was feeling generous(?) that day and let a few Spanish journalists in lol
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Im sorry but does this mean Fernando is the least stress out of all the F1 drivers 🧍‍♂️??? İ beg the finest of your pardon
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i still find it really funny that male elite athletes are more likely to have girls because Y-chromosome sperm is more fragile to stress than X-chromosome sperm, so the f1 drivers on the current grid are popping out girls for a reason 😭
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There is no scientific evidence that Y-bearing sperm are more vulnerable to stress than X-bearing sperm; this is an old theory (known as the Shettles Method), but modern genetic sequencing studies have since debunked it. pmc-ncbi-nlm-nih-gov.translate.goog/articles/PMC69…
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崚🌱@aaa0ryoNov 3
レース！
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이공@abortedlapNov 3
2018년 스토펠이랑 알론소…
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Had to interrupt my hiatus to say that Nikola and Fernando were seen interacting War is over (for now) 🫡
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Imma go to sleep now, have a good night everybody. Subsequently, im gonna go on a mini hiatus till İ can deal with my current situation. Hope everyone have a good night and wonderful week ahead ♥️ Good night Buenas noches Bonne nuit 晚安
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Fuck it, Assasin Greed your Fernando
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Something never change 9.0 but different circumstances
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Why Mark Webber looking like Shinnosuke’s dad drawn from memory
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Webbonso🥹❤️‍🩹
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Webbonso🥹❤️‍🩹
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kay 🇬🇭(any pnouns)🔜dreamcon@kaywafuaOct 27
this prob one of the only cases where i dont subscribe to this
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Replying to @kaywafua
genuinely every jojo looks better in their original part-style
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You tell me this was taken yesterday and İ would have believed you because wtf
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marky@markyraikkoOct 26
drawing 🩵
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Something never change is back 8.0
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Now thats something that change Same Mclaren + same Fernando + same place but more #slay
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Leo Andrés 🏎️@leo_alo14Oct 26
fernando and his new hobby 🙃❤️ #fernandoalonso #ferrari #2013season
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They all judging
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Huhuhu, İ will need to take a temporary hiatus on here for a few days since work and life and sickness is kicking my ass rn But hey look at this cute Fer
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Imma post more than usual before going on hiatus
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İ see a little silhouette of a man ✨ New year party boys twining is my new favorite genre of pictures
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