Artist/Beachcomber - Born absolutely exhausted and fed up with everyone’s shit. Do not follow if you're MAGA, cryptø, or into AI - you will not like it here.

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Joined April 2018
I'm removing mulch in my backyard today and I found a Wade giraffe (Red Rose Tea)
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Happy National Pumpkin Day! 🎃 Thank you Brookdale Farms for donating pumpkins to our Sanctuary. These pumpkins will be used as decoration on-site for Owl-o-Ween this Saturday and enrichment for our raptors! 🦉
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Dude that tuna's head is the size of a pallet. I knew they get huge but good lord! Please tell me this is a statue!
まぐ男からレインボー🌈
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Did you just update to the new UI on Samsung and the new placement of the google bar is pissing you off? The fix: 1. Tap and hold blank area on home screen 2. Widgets > scroll for Google and select the bar (now it's on top. 3. Do step 1 again > Settings Show search on hs > none
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My cat doesn’t loaf, he… turkeys?
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I didn't know how much I needed this crossover
"what's your biggest impact on the internet?" drawing mulder and scully with courage
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Did you just update to the new UI on Samsung and the new placement of the google bar is pissing you off? The fix: 1. Tap and hold blank area on home screen 2. Widgets > scroll for Google and select the bar (now it's on top. 3. Do step 1 again > Settings Show search on hs > none
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FB now links all your accounts together and I'm really hoping it doesn't notice because I use a different email for IG since it banned my first one. Apparently setting up 2FA is a security risk 🙄 so far it doesn't appear to be connected but yet again users don't have a choice
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A Cookie Tin Mimic for #MimicChallenge ! "You thought you were wise to this blue tin's tricks, you weren't even expecting cookies, but it has fooled you once again"
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I want to bury my head in the floof
new cat acquired he looks like a cotton ball with a head
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I'm on the spider's and host's side. Asking for a refund for a few harmless cellar spiders is asinine, but knowing the host is next door and you could have asked her to remove them, makes you look like a tool. I hope she rated you as 1 star guests.
All of these Airbnb conversations remind me of the time a host said not to kill the spiders in every corner of his rental, but wanted us to wash dishes and strip the beds at checkout.🫠
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He clearly liked it
today one hermit thrush got recaptured at our banding station FOUR times
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Hen on nest collectors are on a different tax bracket than most people
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I haven't been on Instagram in a while and oh my god it's just all ads now. Every other post is an ad. This sucks. No wonder no one goes on it anymore.
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Me like big carb
デカいカニを作った🦀
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This cat looks like it owns a massive library of ancient books and he has a quest for you
Доброе утро
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Were you on an alien planet 40 light-years away?
Hoy fui a un evento y no supe cuál era el baño de mujeres y cuál el de hombres… (Fiel a mi tradición entré al equivocado…)
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You took away their food source, now they hunt for whatever they can. The reason wolves became so maligned in Europe 800+ years ago is because they destroyed the forests to build cathedrals and began hunting in towns. So history repeats itself and we have learned nothing.
JUST IN: Wolves are reportedly roaming into Finnish villages after Google cleared over 56 million square feet of forest for AI data centers.
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When hermit crabs are happy they spread their antenna out all the way and look so cute
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When hermit crabs are happy they spread their antenna out all the way and look so cute
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