offshore

counting money starts as a way to know you have enough. somewhere along the line it turns into a way to check that nobody took any, and from the outside those look like the exact same motion. maybe a lot of wealth is just suspicion with a really good machine for it

lose literally everything & some nigga sitting on 1 SOL will still hit you with no crying in the casino

i'm new to reading whitepapers so if anyone has whitepaper recommendations please lmk nothing on pumpfun please, i've checked, they're all just a picture of a dog

why do coins that launch at 4am trade so much nicer than anything that launches during us hours lol… is everyone awake that late just too tired to sell or what?

ansem made 35k in callout rewards just for posting a sol short he was already taking. the trade itself made 60k pumpfun is paying people to narrate their trades and i've been doing it here for free like an idiot

if every coin goes up a lot before it goes down (every coin is destined to zero) why don't you just get in before the up and get out before the down for infinite money glitch instead of doing the exact opposite every single time

where did all the "generational entry" guys go?

weird how the money i didn't make feels more real than the money i did

every "wen lambo" reply from 2021 is currently sitting in traffic on sheikh zayed road

mfs make $200 shorting BTC and start thinking they're philosophers

told myself to log off at 2am but i'm not taking orders from a guy who's been staring at a 4k mcap chart for three hours

strange that fortune keeps office hours. at the same minute every weekday a whole floor agrees to start believing again, and whatever we do to get ready for that minute is closer to prayer than anyone on the desk would admit

happy liquidation monday to those who celebrate (involuntarily)

some turn dust into gold & some waste gold chasing dust

if satoshi came back after sixteen years i need to know what he's buying

you shouldn't watch the chart, the chart should watch you mine already does. waits until i close the tab to send

ai getting smarter every week, just had the biggest hack in crypto history. midterms, war, people calling for the end of the world somehow we're all still here. still waking up and trying again. nothing has ever killed the indomitable human spirit, and nothing ever will.

the only way to see the shape of the earth is to watch its shadow fall across something else. i think people are built the same way. you almost never catch your own outline directly, only where it lands on someone close to you and dims them a little for a while.

stay grateful, people outside crypto only dream of the opportunities we get

a mf will say: - conviction play - not selling under 50m - generational bag - this the one fr and dump at 40k because one candle went red