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ً (@kreophagos) profile pictureً@kreophagos16 Apr 2024
get up. we got a job to do.
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A soft close of his eyes as he took another bite, only to open them and witness her holding another. What the— “ Wh— how— . . . “ Still releasing heat and everything. What in the actual fuck? “ Where’d you get that?? “
An 𝙐𝙉𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙑𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀 Halloween—‼️ | 🎃 (@QueenOfBites) profile pictureAn 𝙐𝙉𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙑𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀 Halloween—‼️ | 🎃@QueenOfBites1h
Grinning happily, teeth as sharp as ever. "No prob!! Like I said, it ain't a bother." Reaching behind her back, pulling out another, even larger steak from nowhere. It still steamed with heat, especially as she gnawed into it. "Now we're /both/ havin' a good time!!"
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“ aint that the truth. i guess they think being uncomfortable promotes innovation. “ certainly wasn’t always the case, at least not with something so basic.
THE 𝘕𝘈𝘜𝘛 IN 𝘈𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘈𝘜𝘛 .ᐟ (@SH0ULDNTBEHERE) profile pictureTHE 𝘕𝘈𝘜𝘛 IN 𝘈𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘈𝘜𝘛 .ᐟ@SH0ULDNTBEHERE6h
"yeah but, shouldn't we be comfortable if we're doing such important work?" it wasn't important anymore. he lost that job a long time ago.
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yeah, think there was a couple times where i stumbled upon ya while you were all . . y’know. ended with me getting choked out or batted away. didn’t exactly hold it against you.
‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎＊ ‎ 𓏼 ‎ ‎◞ ‎ ‎ 𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵𝚂𝙱͟𝙰𝙽𝙴 ｡ (@mechanicfangs) profile picture‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎＊ ‎ 𓏼 ‎ ‎◞ ‎ ‎ 𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵𝚂𝙱͟𝙰𝙽𝙴 ｡@mechanicfangs6h
⠀⠀ i suppose all the other times we’ve chatted we both seemed so … agitated ? i don’t know, m’ not sure how to exactly word it. ⠀⠀
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( eyes widening. ) no fucking way. ( this was like the coolest shit ever to him. )
︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ݁ᛪ༙; ︎𝕭𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞︎ ︎ ︎ 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 (@chainhorn) profile picture︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ݁ᛪ༙; ︎𝕭𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞︎ ︎ ︎ 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧@chainhorn8h
⠀⠀⠀ check this shit out. ( grabbing the brick , jaw opening WIDE— taking a bite out like a candy bar. ) ⠀⠀⠀
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That joke certainly caught him off guard, leading into a hearty chuckle over those words. “ That . . wow, that’s crazy. “ He’d trail off, glancing over at them before deciding to ask a little question. “ What’d ya think of our resident wall-crawler? Hero? Or menace?! “ He’d—
ᴊᴀᴡs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴜʀsᴇs. (@CurseEating) profile pictureᴊᴀᴡs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴜʀsᴇs.@CurseEating10h
"...You could say that again. I'm from a colorful place, but I'm not used to seeing so many... /unique/ people." Leave it to NYC to make the veritable melting pot of the Great Continent look mundane— "Especially the caped crowd. That Octopus fellow had me jealous." A little
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—do his best impression of Jonah during that last bit, finger coming over his lip to form a mustache.
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he’d spend his time placing more kisses along those legs, savoring every second before finally placing his head against her abdomen. optics gazed up at her with a warmer smile than anyone could possibly imagine, soft shade of pink over his nose and cheeks. he didn’t know if—
‍ ‍ ‍𝑳𝑼𝑪𝑰𝑨 ᛪ༙ 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑶𝑺 ˊˎ- (@LEONIDABICHOTA) profile picture‍ ‍ ‍𝑳𝑼𝑪𝑰𝑨 ᛪ༙ 𝑪𝑨𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑶𝑺 ˊˎ-@LEONIDABICHOTA18h
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her thigh . 〝 mm . mira qué lindo . don't let me stop you , then . 〞she withdraws , settling more comfortably across cushions with an unmistakable invitation dwelling within warm brown eyes .
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—heaven existed, but goddamn, he couldn’t imagine it being any better than this moment. “ i love you hun. “ that was obvious, but he always felt it needed to he said regardless.
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. . eat this brick. ( holding up, wouldn’t ya know it, a brick. )
︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ݁ᛪ༙; ︎𝕭𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞︎ ︎ ︎ 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 (@chainhorn) profile picture︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ݁ᛪ༙; ︎𝕭𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞︎ ︎ ︎ 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧@chainhorn18h
⠀⠀⠀ ‘cuz i can. i can eat just ‘bout anythin with this fuckin’ goat shit i got goin’ on. ⠀⠀⠀
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never said that, was more so just questioning the ‘ why ‘ of you eating a goddamn bottle. of all things.
︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ݁ᛪ༙; ︎𝕭𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞︎ ︎ ︎ 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 (@chainhorn) profile picture︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ݁ᛪ༙; ︎𝕭𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞︎ ︎ ︎ 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧@chainhorn18h
⠀⠀⠀ eatin’ a snack. what, is it illegal t’eat now? gonna beat my ass for bein’ unconventional? ⠀⠀⠀
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first off, ouch. second, what the fuck are you doing?
︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ݁ᛪ༙; ︎𝕭𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞︎ ︎ ︎ 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 (@chainhorn) profile picture︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ݁ᛪ༙; ︎𝕭𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞︎ ︎ ︎ 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧@chainhorn18h
⠀⠀⠀ fuck you lookin’ at , old timer. ⠀⠀⠀
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︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ݁ᛪ༙; ︎𝕭𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞︎ ︎ ︎ 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 (@chainhorn) profile picture︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ݁ᛪ༙; ︎𝕭𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞︎ ︎ ︎ 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧@chainhorn18h
⠀⠀⠀ eating his bear bottle ⠀⠀⠀
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“ That so? I highly recommend, I see why it’s a classic now. “
Aurisma idalia✧ (@nephilimspider) profile pictureAurisma idalia✧@nephilimspider19h
"You know i actually haven't yet, its in my 'to be read' pile. My genre is a bit all over the place"
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“ i’d imagine so, they tend to suck at comfortability when it comes down to it. “ science wasn’t exactly about being comfortable to be fair but still, could make do with a somewhat comfortable chair when working.
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"the ones they had at science conferences. those were always so uncomfortable." at least, he associates with being uncomfortable with it after what happened. he couldn't imagine sitting in a chair on a spaceship.
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“ Don Quixote. Guessin’ you’ve read it? “
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"Hmm whatcha reading?"
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“ what’s the worst one? “ pete was curious, especially since his were . . to be honest, chairs in spaceships. not as comfy as you might think.
THE 𝘕𝘈𝘜𝘛 IN 𝘈𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘈𝘜𝘛 .ᐟ (@SH0ULDNTBEHERE) profile pictureTHE 𝘕𝘈𝘜𝘛 IN 𝘈𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘈𝘜𝘛 .ᐟ@SH0ULDNTBEHERE19h
"i've sat in several bad ones over the years." his poor back needs that rub. leaning closer upon kiss, eyes fluttering shut. grace thinks he deserves it all.
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“ that’s true. sat in some truly shitty chairs to be honest. “ a soft rub to his back, pressing a kiss to his temple shortly after. he was far too sweet than pete deserved.
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"i sit in an office chair most of the day so, could be a lot worse." in response, grace shifts to lean against him. he's warm once again, and he loves it.
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“ could be worse, least it isn’t a park bench. “ pete moved an arm around the other, heart racing from being so close to him once more. he always seemed to be good at that.
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grace followed him in, fixing suit jacket as he got as comfortable as he can in the seat. "beggars can't be choosers..."
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