Fake news reporter for @theouthousers and train hopping-hobo. Making light of comic book industry drama since 2015.
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Outhouse to Launch "Alternative Free Comics Day" Event to Promote Independent Comics buff.ly/1RDhc7G
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Tough New Head of Security Promises to Stop People From Breaking Into Comics. buff.ly/1ROFtYm
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Sam Raimi: I Have Several Choreographed Dance Numbers for Spider-Man Reboot If Marvel Needs Me. buff.ly/1RFdvOz
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Even Superheroes Wear A Winter Coat Sometimes, Says Mom. buff.ly/1MWqbgq
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Scientists Warn Nation Facing Critical Shortage of Deadpool and Harley Quinn Cosplayers. buff.ly/1O7DPD7
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Friend Who Brought Very Complicated Board Game Ready to Take This Party to Next Level. buff.ly/1KABo4z
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Your Stupid Questions, Explained! This Week: Spider-Man buff.ly/1POUwmc
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#DavidGoyer: #Constantine Wouldn't Have Been Cancelled If It Was on The Weather Channel. buff.ly/1NryFPm
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Fox News Baffled Why Someone Named Captain America Opposed to All of Their Political Positions. buff.ly/1M6q7Aj
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"Unforeseeable Issues" Led to Comic Book Delay, Says Creator Who Spent the Last Eight Hours Arguing on Twitter. buff.ly/1NfXQ7s
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Earth-3 Bernie Sanders Readies Undead Army for Invasion. buff.ly/1jqEDpQ
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Ask a Doctor: How Much Salt Should Be Consumed with Bleeding Cool's Latest Rumor? buff.ly/1PaYsOG @richjohnston
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ATTN: John Boehner is crying at the @DoubleTakeNYC booth #2337 at #NYCC! Hurry over and make him feel better!
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NYCC: Local Masturbator Outraged by Dynamite Entertainment's New Character Designs. buff.ly/1LxzPoA
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NYCC: Your Stupid Questions, Explained! This Week: Dr. Doom buff.ly/1hsKYPG
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Inspirational! Meet a Man Who Can't Count to Ten but Still Reviews Comics. buff.ly/1J9S0zo
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Time-Travelling Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster Arrive In Present Day, Vow To Save Comic Industry. buff.ly/1Mpb8Rf
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"Wouldn't It Be Great If the Zombie Apocalypse Actually Happened?" Says Friend Who Definitely Wouldn't Survive buff.ly/1Ld3E2q
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#ForceFriday Update: Grown Man Successfully Outruns Small Children to Grab Last Rylo Ken Action Figure on Shelf. buff.ly/1ilEXW6
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Marvel Creative Committee Disbanded After Founding Member Joe Quesada Revealed to Be a Skrull buff.ly/1KLXmX7