Alma Daniel

You can't force people to stay in your life. Staying is a choice, so be thankful for people who choose you.

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself on the ground and miss.

No thanks Audi; I get all the uncompromised luxury I can handle by driving whatever car my wife thinks makes me look the most married.

I?ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don?t have any bones

The body of a sensualist is the coffin of a dead soul. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Once you commit to the idea of a closed casket funeral it really takes a lot of pressure off how you live your life.

The cheapest gift I have to give is kindness, and it is the best.

There are certain fiction characters death you will never recover from. Ever.

"A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new." - Albert Einstein

The manager asks how and when; the leader asks what and why. -Warren Bennis

i wish humans were as excited to meet each other as dogs

I bet the frankincense guy was all like, "Let's put the three items in one gift basket and the basket can be from all of us."

Wow, so I was kinda like nothing to you huh?

Only those who do nothing make no mistakes. -Author unknown

"If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost." - Zig Ziglar

Real Live Preacher~ When someone allows you to bear his burdens you have found deep friendship.

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? Why are you waiting?

Saying "EA Sports, it's in the game" Along with the guy who says it...

Another Twilight movie? I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them.