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Puckface Killah

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Your mom’s favorite hockey player. Absolute degenerate. #lgrw

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Joined January 2024
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Who needs Dylan Larkin anyway #lgrw
NHL (@NHL) profile pictureNHL
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THREE FOR NO. 33!!! 😎
Graphic highlighting Viktor Arvidsson's sixth career hat trick on October 29th vs the Chicago Blackhawks

ALT Graphic highlighting Viktor Arvidsson's sixth career hat trick on October 29th vs the Chicago Blackhawks

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Dylan Larkin hates puppies and children almost as much as he hates scoring goals in the spring
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Yooooooo
Nick (@NickZararis) profile pictureNick
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I met Dylan Larkin at a bar one night and he seemed like a pretty nice guy and even bought me a beer and then he tried to finger me
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Taking Dylan Larkin’s mom to Chili’s and making her pay for her shit
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Dylan Larkin has his bidet set to pulsate
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Dyldo Larkin is a 10 ply extra quilted double roll bitch
Jake (@313Hockey) profile pictureJake@313Hockey8h
Dylan Larkin’s legacy in Detroit will be the captain that quit on his team, demanded a trade, then refused to play because he didn’t get his way fast enough. What a gutless way to go out.
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This brings me joy dyldough.net/

DylDough — The cost of sitting out.

A Red Wings fan’s tracker of Dylan Larkin’s estimated salary forfeiture during his unpaid suspension.

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Yep.
Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) profile picturePete Blackburn
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So, to recap the Larkin situation, this year he has: - Said he wants to be a Red Wing for life - Missed the playoffs again (scored one even strength goal after the Olympics btw) - Demanded a trade (but only to the top 3 US contenders) - Lost the captaincy - Begrudgingly showed up to camp (but wouldn't *really* answer any questions & got "injured) - Decided to play & said his focus was on winning games - Expanded his trade list (to the top 10 US contenders) - Publicly quit on his team for a second time Missing anything? Seems like a really easy guy to root for
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Suspend him for the next 5 years without pay #fuckdylanlarkin
Detroit Red Wings (@DetroitRedWings) profile pictureDetroit Red Wings
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Biz from the top rope lmao
Paul Bissonnette (@BizNasty2point0) profile picturePaul Bissonnette
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Replying to @s_cowles @outsports
If you’re a man and you want to chop your cock off and be a woman, I simply do not care. If you’re a woman and want to grow a cock, by all means, have it. Go be whatever the fuck you want. I support your right to do whatever it is you want with your body. It’s none of my business. I don’t care. Why are you coming at me about this??? Do you understand how crazy you come off just messaging me about this random shit? Go do something productive.
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Puckface Killah retweeted
Ryan 🇺🇸 (@rdryan33) profile picture
Ryan 🇺🇸@rdryan3313h
#LGRW
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Kevin P@rick (@kpkielcz) profile pictureKevin P@rick@kpkielcz14h
Do the tweet @rdryan33
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Do it @DetroitRedWings
Apple Seider (@AppleSeider_) profile pictureApple Seider@AppleSeider_11h
NAME MORITZ SEIDER CAPTAIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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Bye Dylan. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. #lgrw
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Elliotte Friedman is the weatherman of insiders. Always wrong. Still gets paid.
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TSN (@TSN_Sports) profile pictureTSN
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Dylan Larkin will not suit up for Red Wings-Blackhawks tonight. Head coach Todd McLellan says interim GM Shawn Horcoff will address the situation later today. TSN's @PierreVLeBrun is hearing that "trade talks have escalated" regarding Detroit's ex-captain.
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UPDATE: Elote Friedmelon thinks the Detroit Red Wings may or may not trade Dylan Larkin and/or Simon Edvinsson today, tomorrow, next week, December or 4 years from today, tomorrow or December.
Puckface Killah (@oldirtydangles) profile picturePuckface Killah@oldirtydanglesOct 28
BREAKING: Elote Friedmelon thinks that the Detroit Red Wings may or may not trade Dylan Larkin and/or Simon Edvinsson to a team for a player or players and/or picks. #lgrw
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BREAKING: Elote Friedmelon thinks that the Detroit Red Wings may or may not trade Dylan Larkin and/or Simon Edvinsson to a team for a player or players and/or picks. #lgrw
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Stud.
Daily Faceoff (@DailyFaceoff) profile pictureDaily Faceoff
@DailyFaceoffOct 28
The #LGRW's Michael Brandsegg-Nygård has emerged as a serious Calder Trophy threat. The numbers are good, the eye test is great – the hype is legit for the 21-year-old Norwegian, writes @SEllisHockey. Story: dailyfaceoff.com/news/detroi…
Red Wings’ Michael Brandsegg-Nygård has emerged as a serious Calder Trophy threat - Daily Faceoff

Red Wings’ Michael Brandsegg-Nygård has emerged as a serious Calder Trophy threat - Daily Faceoff

The numbers are good, the eye test is great – the hype is legit for the 21-year-old Norwegian.

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Dear Elliotte, Shut the fuck up. Take Care, Red Wings Fans
NHL Rumour Report (@NHLRumourReport) profile pictureNHL Rumour Report
@NHLRumourReportOct 28
Elliotte Friedman: Re Dylan Larkin & Simon Edvinsson: I think [the Red Wings] are really starting to get more serious about trading those guys - Oilers Now (10/27)
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