CU Boulder Alum, Umich Law 81”, Dallas Cowboys, Lover of all things 🅿️, Xbox Groupchat exposed in 2020, Christopher Moltesanti advocate, Ari Gold enthusiast
Joined February 2020
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Lemme hop on a podcast to tell the world I’m a cuck then lose to LeCreepy not a month later #AROD
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Top G top Goyim has earned Circus at this summers internship #thankful #shareholdervalue
Have officially been contacted by a buddy to “fill up his schedule and set up a zoom meeting for his internship” #mandown
Thank you Canada! Midwestern air quality has given me the sudden urge to obtain an H-1B visa and drink many double gulp cups
1 hour connection flight delayed me 8 hours because 10 minute pop up storm. Got a $12 meal voucher for it. Big shoutout to American Airlines man I’ll go ahead and get a bottle of water and maybe a small fry with that #kys
Pulled up to the Beamer dealership to look at some new prospects after closing a deal (I’m an intern at Toyota getting a new key because I lost one of mine)
Wasn’t sure what coworker music was till I pulled up to bros office and he had on a Morgan Wallen EDM mix.
Just saw a group of dispensary workers protesting like they don’t just take bowls and sell weed for a living
Went to my buddies house today and he was rippin tank while checking find my iPhone for when the parents got back to help him move out. This chud life is something I don’t play about.
I get wanting to go on vacation but why the fuck do you bring a baby on a 9 hour economy flight I mean Jesus Christ this thing just genuinely screamed for 95% of this flight.
Smoking my last few darts across the pond. Having a few beers before my last presentation reminiscing all of Europeans I harassed.
Old relic from freshman year. Man I miss learning absolutely nothing and horsing around with my absolute boys.
