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“Cheating back” na rubbish. If someone you truly love hurts you, you wouldn’t even have the strength to “cheat back”.
Fafalita🎈 retweeted
Chale the air is not blowing ooo 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ we have cut down all the trees...
Ei people dey o🤢🤢🤢🤮
This girl would leave dirty plates in the sink, let her food rot for days
The toilet? She would pee in it for days and never flush
One day she defecated and didn't flush for almost two days
I took a video of it and reported her to the biggest blogger in lasu, almost 5k students saw it
she behaved till I left the apartment.
Fafalita🎈 retweeted
Not everyone was born to cook. I was personally born to keep someone company while they cook 😭
Fafalita🎈 retweeted
Ngl if you’re having unprotected sex with someone for years and you don’t get a pregnancy scare even once, something is wrong with one or both of you.
She just morphed into a tribalistic witch overnight. She'd bang doors, refuse to charge her gadgets in the room, make bigoted remarks, was unnecessarily rude to my visitors, returned all my stuff and demanded hers... and it was all because her friend got me a birthday present
In conclusion, formula no dey!😂😭
It doesn’t always work like that oh☹️☹️
When I was working in the bank, one of my colleagues was dating a big man who happened to be one of our major customers. At the time, she still had her boyfriend so we all advised her to just chop the man’s money while maintaining her relationship. 😭
Six months into the relationship, she came to work one day and told us the man wanted to leave his wife and marry her we screamed.. We told her not to make that mistake because we were convinced that if he could leave his wife for her, he could also leave her for someone else.
She married him exactly one year into their relationship.
Fast-forward to when she had her first pregnancy, the man sponsored her to USA to have their first baby. she sent us chocolate and whenever I’m eating that chocolate, I feel like ntor 🥵😜was attached to it because imagined she listened to our advice? She for still dey do “next customer please with that red bank”
She has had her second child with the same man, got a brand-new car as a push present and her mum has travelled to the USA about five times now.
Omo, life don pass rich prince falling in love with village girl feem abeg..
Anytime I view her status, I’m always grateful that she followed her mind oh and never listen to us.
Hmm
A 3 year old named Nevada was kicked out of his i9 Sports soccer league in Winter Park, Florida, and police escorted his family off the field. His parents say the opposing team's parents complained that none of their 5 year olds could take the ball from him and accused him of "trying to put on a show." "They really called the police on a 3 year old because he had the ball too much," his dad said. The family says they got a refund, and neither the league nor police have commented.
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