patricia

So, Neil who doesn't get paid for doing what he does for the church needs to loose part of his earnings to follow Alan around like a lap dog? Bullshit. #TheArchers

I have to treat her with grace? Who she? #TheArchers

It's not your job to accompany Alan on his visits. Tell the diocese you have a day job and if they want a second in command they can shadow him themselves. #TheArchers

How many churches still have a collection plate I wonder? #TheArchers

Of course they hate you as a neighbour. #TheArchers

Does Neil think Alan is going to nick the communion wine? #TheArchers

No all saints service today vicar? Would have thought you'd be busy today. #TheArchers

Wonky? did Helen say anything about it not being wonky? #TheArchers

Talking it to death won't make it any better. Alan is clearly not a woman. Many are partial to talking things to death. #TheArchers

Evening all. Missed the omnibus this morning and I'm not sorry. #TheArchers

Don't sign anything!!!!! #TheArchers

Don't bother about the colletion plate. There are about 3 parishioners in Ambridge. #TheArchers

As usual Helen is making it all about herself. #TheArchers

and where is your evidence Bishop? #TheArchers

Alan should refuse to discuss anything unless his lawyer is present. #TheArchers

There is a procedure to be followed. The same one that was used for historical child abuse perchance? #TheArchers

Can you imagine bumping into Helen as soon as you get home from your holidays? #TheArchers

they've got volcanoes in Iceland as well. some of them erupt unexpectedly, if only this would happen whilst Stella and Pip are there. #TheArchers

you didn't feel bad enough to come back early though did you Tracey? #TheArchers

Evening all. #TheArchers