Tryna find purpose and enjoying the little stuff along the way. .
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Got paid for a feature this morning for a session tonight...tell me why I wrote the whole thing in my car otw to work! Stop playing w/ me!! I really do this shit
Been in San Antonio since last night and already had:
•Gordita
•Chicken on a Stick
Now today:
•2 beef tacos
•2 papa & egg tacos
I swear only thing I do out here is eat 🤦
Made it on The Punchline Academy on @Shade45 y'all check me out! I'm at the 14:00 mark
youtu.be/BCcnQP91EEk?is=HScW…
I'm leaving towards 2 or 9
Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis
1. Date a 24 year old
2. Quit drinking and tell everyone you don’t drink anymore
3. Drink heavily 3-4 times a week
4. Train for a marathon and or Hyrox
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs, guy tries too and fails?
7. Get divorced to feel something
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, gardening, handstands
10. Get very into video games
The internet is a crazy place cause only on here are people convinced the Danny McBride Halloween trilogy is actually good 😑
Ruhboitoe retweeted
November 14th (Saturday) in #Houston join us for our Creator Meet-Up Mixer
Get your tickets now to Fate Shapers: The Creator Meet-Up Mixer & Live Concert
Featured Performer: @omg2raw
Purchase Tickets Here: lifeofuga.com/events/p/fshtx
Homie last night pulled up with his own pool stick and little pool shark glove...STILL whooped that ass 🎱
Just dropped! youtu.be/HcRZneT_7rk?is=n4Di…
