Pelagic Trash Vortex

riemann zeta jones

much easier than doing it with a fox, a chicken, and a sack of corn

ask not for whom the fandom smols; it smols for thee

welcome to my dark and twisted wine - the guy that invented cab sav

durum and bass (ingredients list of fish ravioli)

initial d but it's about hypermiling instead of drift racing just like 30 minute sequences of some cars going 20 below the speed limit on the highway

better to girlboss in hell than malewife in heaven

Robert Pin

*peggle voice* lean 2! (a mixture of amyl and the gel inside the advil caps)

full-frontal snoodity

harold the giraffe laying down that puppet pipe

ay lads just mixed up Vincent D'Onofrio with Matt Le Blanc in Greggs

when they swear in a witness in court, they should also swear in an anti-witness, who gets charged for perjury if they're found to have told the truth - just to keep things spicy

The King's Peach

today this soyboy becomes a soyman

heading down to the milk bar for a milk tasting

looking forward to getting a democracy sausage (seducing a polling clerk)

champagne leg ham comes from the champagne leg region of france