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@onebroccolini

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 New York City
Joined July 2015
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Spotted in NYC: kitty cat encourages social distancing. – at Manhattan, NY
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Why aren’t there airport pharmacies? For people who forget their meds. An Adderall kiosk even.
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“I cAnT uSe A KiNdLe i HaVe tO tUrN tHe PaGes” - someone who doesn’t read at all not ever not once since high school
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widows peen@Slooorp_21 Jun 2023
“At what point did communication cease” loving this response #TitanicRescue
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Petition to get the SKIMS ads off the LinkNYC screens which were gross enough already
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Does anyone share taxis anymore? Did they ever? Was that just a tv/movie thing to get two characters into a conversation when they otherwise wouldn’t interact? Anyway I’m at LaGuardia if anyone wants to share a cab.
Today I spelled performance wrong THREE TIMES in a video edit for MTV 😞 in case anyone wants to feel better about themselves today.
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Why does it feel like Trisha Paytas been pregnant for a full year?
🙃 vs. 🫠
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Damn I can’t believe I have to open carry a gun to full term 😞 …or am I getting mixed up?
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. There is nothing I wouldn’t do to obtain this watch.
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Catch me napping while in hyper time 😴
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The acupuncturist left a needle in my side so I decided to just pull it out but then I fainted so when he came back in the room it looked like I passed out trying to give myself acupuncture 😞
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Carey O'Donnell@ecareyo25 Apr 2022
I hope Azealia gets her twitter back
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“I once gave Marilyn Manson a pill so he would….stop taking to much.” -Johnny Depp while on the stand
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Make the ‘return’ button smaller. I’m sick of my texts looking like A haiku
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The only kind of family portraits I’ll shoot
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Excited for Britney Spears to start watching Breaking Bad soon.
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What if instead of going out we stayed home and figured out if we’re going to live in a Mansion Apartment Shack or House…
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Annie Leibovitz needs to retire
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