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“I know the kind of people I'm dealing with. People should ask why Governors defected to APC and I stood my ground. President Bola Tinubu's administration tried to blackmail me as well" - Governor Seyi Makinde reveals
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We want the death penalty for anyone who r*pes a child.
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As how I go survive like mad 😭 all you have to do is be a fucking decent person that's literally it
None of you, including me would survive in a working Nigeria.
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chefOge retweeted
“I stepped back because Nigerians are not ready for the change they claim they want. We don’t act like we are ready. We only complain, but it doesn’t lead to anything. We’ve been doing that for so long. We want change but are not ready to put in the work.” —Mr Macaroni
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chefOge retweeted
To speak against poor governance in Nigeria, be ready to fight with Nigerians too. It’s tiring. Almost like 70% of the citizens love their life the way it is.
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there’s no Nigerian celebrity worth stanning, they don’t care about you, they might fake it but they don’t.
Do you see me talking about Tems like i used to? Na our celebrities useless pass for this world. God forbid
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Fuck Tinubu.
You can just write “fuck Palestine” and get 10k likes.
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chefOge retweeted
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tinubu is the current president and he’s campaigning for the upcoming election with “we will” not “we’ve done,” and that’s your presidential candidate???? aren’t you an id!ot??
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chefOge retweeted
There are at least fifty other fun activities you can spend 300k on instead of paying to watch a Nigerian artiste perform in Nigeria.
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chefOge retweeted
Do you see me talking about Tems like i used to? Na our celebrities useless pass for this world. God forbid
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chefOge retweeted
If you are a Nigerian and you attend a concert hosted by any Nigerian artist this December, you are a foöl. I have not seen a completely useless industry like the entertainment industry here. The reason they remain relevant is that we don’t keep them on their toes. So they do as they like, come online to do giveaways whenever it pleases them, and flaunt their luxurious lifestyles and vehicles for you people to debate about who is richer and who drives more expensive cars. The radio silence from your celebrities is very intentional. Since Tinubu came into power, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Asake, Tems, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr, Rema, Adekunle Gold, Zlatan, BNXN, and EVERY other person in that industry have said absolutely nothing about the government. Not a single criticism, not even an attempt to encourage their fans to get their PVCs. Lmao, they can’t even publicly tell their fans to vote for a candidate because most of them are friends with people in Aso Rock. You see how I did not mention the likes of Davido, Olamide, Ajebo Hustlers, Teni, Dandizzy, and Duncan Mighty? These ones are not even subtle about their support for APC and Tinubu. They are either friends with ST, take APC gigs, or dine with Tinubu himself. If not for the fact that we are very unserious people, no one should be taking Davido seriously after that gimmick he pulled during the Osun State election. All of them in that industry don’t rate you people, especially those of you who act like fatherless children defending some of them on social media every time. The election is in January. Most of them will travel out of the country, then, after the election, they’ll come back to host shows, collect money from you people who are suffering, and come on stage at 3 a.m. after keeping you standing from 10 p.m. They might even kick some of you in the face. But I guess Nigerians have a humiliation kink. If you hold these people accountable and keep them on their toes, they will be on their best behaviour. But then, there’s nothing like cancel culture here anyway. Nigerian celebrities, pastors, and politicians are God’s favourites. They hit the jackpot by having people like you in their lives.
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Upgraded their look today with a new lobe piercing. 💫 Double lobe piercing☺️ Pain level 2/10 kindlybook.me/N%C3%BAk%C3%A9…
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This could be your brother, your friend, or even your son. It has been four days since he went missing, and there is still no trace of him. This should be treated as an urgent and alarming situation, yet the Nigeria Police Force has not provided a single official update. How can someone go missing for four days without any meaningful public communication from the authorities? We deserve answers! @PoliceNG
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😂😂😂 Nigerians
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I6-year-old athlete, Praise Ugoh, becomes the first-ever Nigerian to win a 400m title at the Youth Olympics at 52.76s. 🇳🇬👏🏽
Nigerian secondary school student, Rosemary Chigozie Nwankwo, wins Nigeria's first gold medal at the Youth Olympic Games in Dakar in the 100m. 🥇
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Precisely 2 weeks later while I was still on the hospital bed with a fractured leg and arm, this photo appeared on my Snapchat on 1/11/2026. Supposedly taken with my lost iPhone shows a lady backing a child and the half face of a man sitting behind her.
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She’s telling more people to report my page till it goes down? Alright I’ll need mass reporting on her TikTok and instagram accounts for fravd and scám! I’ll drop the link to her both pages in the comments
Y’all he/she is on an app called BIGO LIVE threatening me Lmfaooooo It’s me she calling while on live btw The audacity? Never seen!!
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chefOge retweeted
Congratulations, Nigeria! 🇳🇬 The first African nation to win the #U17WWC 🙌 The Flamingos claimed their maiden title after beating Japan 2-1 in Rabat.
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Following a complaint by @BigDavery regarding noise pollution from a church, our officials conducted an investigation and confirmed that the church was in violation of environmental regulations and constituted a nuisance to residents in the area. Consequently, the church, The All Christians Gathering Ministry, located at No. 1, Ishola Street, off Clegg, Surulere, was sealed this morning and will remain shut until further notice. We will not tolerate environmental violations or any form of nuisance that disrupts the peace and well-being of residents. All religious institutions, businesses and other establishments are required to comply strictly with environmental regulations. Our enforcement actions will remain firm and decisive. No individual or institution is above the law.
Dear @tokunbo_wahab, It's 1:31am and I can't sleep. They've started again. I'm trying not to put the address out for Security reasons but I can provide necessary details in a chat, call or email when you give me a go ahead. It's getting louder and I think it's deliberate.
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