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⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙡𝙮 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙛
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘺
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀𝘪𝘧 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚.
> yeah. it’s a cry for help.
( roman makes a face. )
> save me, dude. fix me and my issues. for starters, i hate sweating.
( roman looks… offended. he’s not at all happy to have his complaining turned positive. )
> do you usually just walk up on people and compliment their sweat glands?
> i thought going outside and being around people was supposed to be healthy and normal. i look like a sweaty pervert out here.
💬 ( JM ) — giving up only one makes me lopsided.
💬 ( JM ) — but if you wanna cram me in there without all that effort i’m at least a little intrigued
💬 ( JM ) @AFFARIDIGOVERNO
maybe if you surgically remove my shoulders.



